Chrissy Bruzek

Comedian, musician, producer, troubled sleeper. IG: @chrissybru TikTok: @chrissybruzek

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I just said out loud to myself, “I just had so much quinoa in the 2010s.”

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“In da clerb, we all ham”

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The men are not okay

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Credenza is a beautiful name for a girl.

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I think it sucks that deep sea creatures don’t even know who Maroon 5 is.

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Playing a guy’s voice prompt on Hinge and forgetting my phone was connected to Bluetooth was my absolute worst nightmare come true today.

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@Rainmaker1973 Missed opportunity to call em Ruben’s Tubens

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@chelseathepope I love to depression co-sit in silence.

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@theashleyray I’m hate watching it. Saying his kid will turn into a pussy if he puts neosporin on his cut LOLOLOL

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They say making your bed every day makes you a better person but I’ve been making my bed for a year and I’m still a twat.

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This was my generation’s Zendaya + Tom Holland

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@ideaslucy WHY ISNT THIS VIRAL

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@itskikiandersen I will pay the entire budget of the film to see you as Cher

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Always the manic pixie dream girl, never the manic pixie dream WOMAN.

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Shout out to all the girlies I’ve met at parties that I genuinely wanted to be friends with but then got overwhelmed thinking about fostering an entirely new friendship. I still think about all of you.

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The latest in housing development in the beautiful Sudden Valley #arresteddevelopment #bluth

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@mariskreizman I’m Colin’s jeans

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Venmo is a beautiful name for a girl.

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@peterkz REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!