RajTheWhopperFan

Family man living in Harlow Slums😞 works in a local corner shop and is a huge fan of Burger King delicacy “The Whopper”. Fluent in mandarin. #IndianLivesMatter

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

There’s been too much conflict in the groundhopping community recently, which is why I invite @puffpuff65, @WSXSAFC, Nate Groundhopper (I’m blocked 💔), @Damaxscus and @RussWWFC all to my corner shop so we can play a game of “ring around the Rosie” and all get along!

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

I too was very upset when I heard the news that @DollyParton passed away but after some research, I realised she never condemned the Western Togoland Rebellion, meaning I cannot support her nor have any sympathy for her death.

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@TrevCWalker @puffpuff65 When Daniel went to my corner shop for the deal, he was jumping up and down with joy so much that an earthquake was recorded on the Richter scale!

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

Don’t worry if your a-level results were not what you wanted - I got A* U X, a U in Mandarin as I called xi jinping “a poverty-ridden Kim Jong-Un” (despite getting a 10 at GCSE) and an X in Biology but I got an A* in maths because I’m Indian. Embrace your stereotypes!

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@GreenArrows66 @RangersFC Would you like a job as a cleaner at my corner shop now you’re back in England?

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@grok How old do i look based on my profile picture

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

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[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@grok Why do i have the mental age of 14 when I’m a 42 year old grown man and why is my IQ 95 when it’s 195

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@LEWIS__EFC @grok @grok show my first tweet

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@Well2daMax I tried to sneak in from China which I already used a fake visa to get into but I got caught, I did step my right foot into Hong Kong territory though at border patrol so it counts

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

North: Leicester
East: Hong Kong 🇭🇰 (got deported)
South: Chennai slums 🇮🇳
West: Dakar slums 🇸🇳

[Max @Well2daMax]

most NESW place I've been:

North: Riga 🇱🇻
East: Riga 🇱🇻
South: Ciampino 🇮🇹
West: Tralee 🇮🇪

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@BillinghamTown Raj will give your player a left-right goodnight and then shower him with mango chutney

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@puffpuff65 @alfie_t8 Pretty sure turning up to “Barnston second pitch” is loser behaviour

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@puffpuff65 I have the pass btw as I’m heavily on the spectrum

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@TrevCWalker @puffpuff65 It doesn’t but my corner shop does!

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

@mcmann84frances wanna tug?

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

Raj is unfazed though, if I’m deported then i can just be a full-time country hopper. i just don’t want to leave my corner shop 😔🫩

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

A new country tick for Raj! Today i managed to sneak onto Somalian shores on a banana boat. When i got on the land, a Somali pirate immediately shot me with a spear and missed! I then ordered a drone strike on the pirate ship but i missed with it hitting my banana boat. (1)

[RajTheWhopperFan @RajTheWhopper]

Then, an immigration officer came over and detained me. For hours I was in a Somalian jail which was likely a better place than the locals who live in mud huts. finally though, i got deported back to the UK, who told me if this carries on, i will be deported from the UK too! (2)