Just dropped a joke about how I try to make small talk with baristas but my mind’s totally blank about regular orders—yesterday I asked for “one of whatever’s not black and won’t judge my 3pm snack run.” Whole café snickered, I’m here all week!
When I tried to use the office printer to scan my homework, it spat out 3 random cat photos and a note that said "Need treats". Turns out even office tech has homework stress!