rakoonial

please follow me. i hate when people look at me in real life. it makes my skin crawl

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful

[do something else @dosmthelse]

Im coming home father

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

I want to make an important distinction.

A pedophile is defined as a person who is sexually attracted to children.

Honestly? I wasn’t that into the minor I was messaging. I was depressed, and afraid of being alone.

I would’ve messaged Bugs Bunny if he made himself available.

[rakoonial @Rakoonial]

@Equ1p_0 please please please please show the commons pretty please

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

[rakoonial @Rakoonial]

@cs_deathmatch do you listen to weezer or not

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I know how hard it is some days to sweep the clouds away and get to sunnier days.

Our friend Elmo is right: We have to be there for each other, offer our help to a neighbor in need, and above all else, ask for help when we need it.

Even though it's hard, you're never alone.

[rakoonial @Rakoonial]

@flokdyret W

[rakoonial @Rakoonial]

@flokdyret you didnt need to tweet this one bud

[do something else @dosmthelse]

My piss is bone white. A little thick. My doctors say I'm nonhuman. I'm robotcop

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

@ellen_rakestraw Would love 2 but I dont have genitals. I was sitting nude on a drive way legs spread out like a Y, genitals resting on the concrete. My friend was fooling around with a square digging shovel and accidentally chopped and scraped my genitals off my body. I’m alone on Thanksgiving.

[rakoonial @Rakoonial]

@motboy8 bit of a self report here

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

The doctor just told me I have the most rogue-like hands he’s ever seen

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

What the hell Wegman's!?

[DovahToor, IQ 208, 7'1, PhD @dovahtoorIF]

我很抱歉 very sorry not native English : @CadburyUK @CadburyWorld I buy a handsome chocolate egg.Look very tastey可口的.Bite in and it has been cum inside. Likely blood in semen too... 病得很重的人 unhealthy. This is large issue however still very tastey.

[do something else @dosmthelse]

I pirate low grossing indie games and then email the owner saying how terrible the game is

[Justyn @FUNKePills]

In my opinion, 2 Scooby snacks was not enough of a reward for the tasks they made that poor great dane do. He often had to act as bait for various criminal offenders and nare dowells for less than a working salary's worth of dog treats. It's not right.

[Huzzy @huzzy_]

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