Raks

[Stackoooo 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @Elstacko5]

Carrick really slapped up father and son

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

If Dalot was a horse he’d bark and if he was a dog he’d gallop the fucking spastic.

[Raks @Rakss28]

@baggingpips Even we’ve never been in this form to lose 9 in 12 games.🤷🏻‍♂️

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[J @BigJamzLdn]

I like marriage but I also like being able to leave after 1 violation. You see my problem?

[TsongaInVersace @Mlondovodzi]

The price you pay for ignoring your gut feeling is very expensive.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

I miss my nan so much man

[J @BigJamzLdn]

With what it’d take for me to marry I’m sorry but if I’ve chosen your daughter then I’ve chosen your daughter. I only asked out of courtesy. Kill me or get out my way

[Shuv @shuv_500]

@Waju_ The UK’s idea of growth is turning former Victorian single family homes into 8 person HMOs.

[Shooter Mcshootanigga @17_5_SCT]

If a nigga tweet this ab my wife I'm changing the trajectory of a lot of lives

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“A man is great not because he hasn't failed; a man is great because failure hasn't stopped him.”

― Confucius

[S @316simsim]

The bigger issue here is who the fuck watches Mudryk play football and decides this guy needed drug testing

[- @MusialaEra]

Winning the CL with Madrid is like losing your virginity to a prostitute

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

UNITED HAVE DONE IT!!! 🏆

#MUFC || #FACupFinal

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

if im right handed and i slap u wit my left hand did u still get slapped?? dumbass Nigga

[Premier League 25/26 @raqladome]

Turkish. You’ll see one day

[J @BigJamzLdn]

Composure at all times. Your day will come.

[Jalen Ramsey @jalenramsey]

Me to myself:

[J @BigJamzLdn]

The risk to reward ratio isn’t worth it in most circumstances