Ralph Hartman

Watches more TV shows and horror movies than most people.
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@covie_93 The country of the Bahamas don't allow felons into their country so Trump wasn't allowed to attend the wedding.

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@ThisOldMonster @nypost I saw a tweet earlier from Variety reporting the 24.7 million so that's what I was going by.

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@LeKnight22 @nypost @RealJoRosie Scary Movie double its total with 24.7 million so that's the real number 1

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@ThisOldMonster @nypost It's number 1 with 24.7 million

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@nypost I read earlier that Scary Movie made 24.7 on Friday so wouldn't that be number 1?

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@EliteClubS0B So what he's saying is that Triple H always had the correct opinion about him and he's salty about it now. Maven fucking sucked from day 1 until they either released him or his contract expired. He didn't improve in the ring or on the mic by one iota during his entire run.

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@TrevDon There was probably a couple more but there was the ones I remember from the 80s/90s

3 CBS
6 ABC
10 NBC
12 PBS
17 What used to be the WB
29 FOX
57 What used to be UPN

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@Noahgilberto19 Only morons have opinions about things they don't watch

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@ChrisVanVliet Asked my dad who doesn't watch wrestling this question and he answered Andre the Giant, The Rock, Roddy Piper, Sgt Slaughter and Kurt Angle

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@RollingStone Being 58 years old and admitting to never voting isn't the flex you think it is sir

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@bkoo It's almost like the E in ESPN stands for entertainment or something.

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@deesnider Not having Jimmy Page included in that post when he's arguably the 2nd greatest guitarist of all time is an issue though.

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@stoolpresidente 2 people makes it a celebrity row now? I don't think you know how to fucking count dude.

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@choptopmoseley @AshySlasheeDB Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

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@Variety Don't know what the fuck you were watching but I just finished it and thought it was a great way to end his show.

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@mor100 The director's cut is a pretty good film though.

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@Drinky_time @Variety You can still go fuck yourself

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@Drinky_time @Variety Definitely the best way to get your point across is to insult the person you're replying to. Go fuck yourself man.

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@therealkimj My feet feel like blocks of ice in the winter time though if I don't sleep with socks on