Doug

Fuck Fishes Catch bitches.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

When 2 masters of different crafts meet

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

I CAST SHIT PANTS!

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@InfiniteZiggy

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@Uber_Support You still haven't explained to me why there's several dollars difference between my apartment and the building next to it. You can see the time. this was taken in the same MINUTE

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@Uber_Support Yeah, sorry @Uber_Support your pre-scripted message doesn't actually explain anything.

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

The weather: Slightly chilly.

My nips: Fucking solid.

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

Anybody else think it's weird that doctors have to measure your wiener with their tongue?

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

The secret to making girls cum is to shout into the vagina. Trust me. My uncle is a vagina doctor.

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

Here's a list of things that I'm a fan of.

1.Pussy.

[SuperMega @supermega]

less politics more polychicks am i right

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@InfiniteZiggy Get your QCW and work in a pot shop. One of the best jobs I've had. The customers are super chill because they're all stoners. And you don't even need to smoke yourself. Just pick up knowledge as you go. I haven't smoked in months.

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@InfiniteZiggy Moist

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

I am like big wet vageta

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

I am have DIG Bick

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

Trukc

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@CountessC2344

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@InfiniteZiggy @CSMFHT Oh heavens!

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@LeaTheMermaid @RRollplaying This is a bit late cause I've not been checking twitter. but shit to fidget with.

[Doug @RamblingFuckwit]

@InfiniteZiggy @LeaTheMermaid So. Since the beginning their character was an orphan. But several characters noted that she looked familiar and asked for her parents names. so when her spitting image walked in and suddenly looked shocked saying a name @LeaTheMermaid never heard their identity was clear.