Ramsay Dev Rants

Ramsays Developer Rants

[Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev]

THIS IS NOT A #BUG
THIS IS #SHIT

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

Ok, listen, I just wanted to make a Simple Hello World in React. Why tf this create-react-app thing installed 1459 packages? React devs are you ok there?

[Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev]

Do you remember when you signed up for X? I don't know it! The thing was called Twitter back then
Erinnerst du dich noch,wann du dich für X registriert hast? Ich weiß es nicht! Das ding hieß damals Twitter #MeinTwitterJubiläum #MeinXJubiläum #MyTwitterAnniversary #MyXAnniversary

[Jeremy Laumon @_plop_]

Ever wondered how sad a good news can get? 😂

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale about how you compensate IT staff :P

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Great for developing on headless servers but not for main development https://t.co/UclqAesma2

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

Everyone's favorite https://t.co/aEpowR94L1

[amy nguyen @amyngyn]

COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap
ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough to prevent a person from making this mistake
COWORKER: amy please not right now

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

hello please enjoy this dramatic word-for-word reading of RFC 1925

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

PHP is Frankenstein https://t.co/ImbjQgqh8H

[tom ッ @tom_antok]

But it's a hello world tutorial that puts you into the ocean

[Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev]

use a bloody transaction!

[Skave Rat 🐀 - @[email protected] @SkaveRat]

Pro tips from years of live database heart-surgery:
1. Use a transaction.
2. Always start with the WHERE part
3. If possible, you can do the query as a SELECT beforehand
4. No, seriously. Use a transaction.

https://t.co/gWLCHAekin

[Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev]

unimportant if problem solved or feature completed, the best thing is to finally close the tabs https://t.co/1lYLvttjAH

[Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev]

the world doesnt need more people like that

[Brian Decoded - Alpha Efficiency.™ @briandecoded]

Unpopular opinion: People that code on windows are not real developers

[Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev]

#git is more like #timeywimey stuff
#programming #programminghumor #programmingmemes

[Plantprogrammer @PlantProgrammer]

Working hard on the Steam store page of my latest game. I finally found my way into this exciting new field. I present to you

"This Is A Scam! #NFT #Crypto #NewWayOfGaming"

Stay tuned for updates on the store page. My name is Inigo Montoya, prepare to wishlist!

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

This may be my greatest work #graphql