Ramsess II 𓅓

Twitter ≠ Real Life

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

Arbeitgeber schreiben „Frisches Obst im Pausenraum“ in ihre Stellenausschreibungen und denken die haben damit Silicon Valley seine Mutter gedribbelt

[Papa @MarcoFCA]

Warum denken sich Rentner eigentlich „Geil, 12:00 Uhr mittags, da ist es gefühlt am heißesten und da gehen die arbeitenden Menschen für die Mittagspause einkaufen, erstmal den Wocheneinkauf erledigen“

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Remember when the Panama Papers came out, revealed that all rich people in the world are part of enormous criminal network to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts, and the journalist who reported was murdered by a car bomb, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened.

This is what will happen with the Epstein Files if we don't unite against child rapists.

[Hav @thebeldamm]

James Gunn need to go ahead and do his Superman trilogy and pack it up bc this dcu shit not lasting more than 5 years.

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

@adonispara So, same as Egypt then?

[Mo @MisterMoscle]

I really think Clayface will bomb just as hard if not harder than Supergirl. Outside of a very very niche audience, that movie has zero general audience appeal and very few people will even know it's a DC movie. The DCU is having the weirdest phase 1 any universe could have.

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

@IncroyableSauce Batman? Hell No man, Enjoy your Condiment King Show 👍🏼😌

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

@PedroBsTx This is how I initially thought These Models would Look Like, man what a missed opportunity

[Dario Schramm @darioschramm]

Kann immer noch nicht glauben, dass die Epstein-Files so absolut konsequenzlos geblieben sind.

Selbst die tiefsten Abgründe können scheinbar nicht mehr wirklich etwas auslösen.

[Jonathan Fujii @jonathanfujii_]

#rememberwhen

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[Memory @MemoryOffline]

Game 2015 BTW

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is all well and good, until one starts asking why we have such massive differences in living standards across the globe

the good news is that we know why, the bad news is that people get really angry if you say it

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

The guys who talk like going to the gym like they are storming the beaches of Normandy drive me insane

You willingly came to a temperature controlled environment wearing $100 sneakers to pick heavy things up & put them down & maybe do some light cardio

You’re sipping cold water & intra workout hopped up on caffeine listening to your favorite music from your cell phone in your AirPods talking about “Going to war”

This isn’t life or death. It’s the best part of the day. Talking about “Carrying the boats”. Please shut the fuck up

[issabreh @IssaBreh]

He already started posing before Buu threw his punch #aura

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

I actually hate people with poor cinema etiquette

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

@jadinho97 Just leave & go into a New Lobby?

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

“What’s behind the rise of Germany’s far right?”

You guys just had an anti-gay terrorist attack because you gave a guy who tried to join ISIS a suspended sentence if he agreed to go to talk therapy and then didn’t put him under surveillance

Have you considered not doing that?

[Ramsess II 𓅓 @RamsesII8]

@BowTiedYukon Calm down, he explained what he meant in a follow-up statement. There is No point still being upset about it.