I enjoy living in Virginia but I honestly hate the time zone. No shot I make it to halftime of the Broncos game. 10:00pm start is just ludicrous. #MNF#OldMan
The other day my hygienist made a Back to the Future reference and assumed I didn't know what it was, which of course I knew, so I countered her with a Andy Griffith comment....she didn't know the show. #winning
@bensbiz My kitchen manager at the @LynHillcats has spent nearly 30 years working at the ballpark. She is the backbone to the entire food & beverage operation. Cant wait to have sharon back in action sometime soon.
The only winners during this pandemic are the dogs. Several walks a day and they have their humans home all the freaking time. #QuarantineLife#winning#puppies
Since this country is getting better at this #SocialDistancing concept why dont we try this while driving our cars. Believe it or not following to close while driving is illegal. #FoodForThought
If I end up working from home for a few weeks at least I'll finally be able to clean out the 2700 unread emails dating back to who knows when. #CoronaVirusChallenge#Gmail
Watching office space really makes me appreciate the unconventional world that is minor league baseball. Thank goodness we dont have TPS reports or memos about TPS reports. #thankful
Did the classic "I'm not buying anything from the @HickoryFarms kiosk in the mall." Walked away with $20 worth and zero regrets last night. #tistheseason