Rand

[🇨🇴 @asiatheestate]

every girl know this verse word for word.

[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

overheard someone say “you cannot heal in the same environment that made you sick” and that’s probably some of the best advice i’ve heard in a while.

[Just Liv @oliviathepig808]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000. “

[sad_girl2000 @needyasshoe]

If you’re 20 and he’s 28 yall should NOT be dating
There is a HUGE maturity gap
You need to be with someone who’s your own age mentally
(He needs to be at least 45)

[popular slut @kindslut]

didn’t text him back for 3 minutes, i’m just like so brave

[popular slut @kindslut]

the only bitch important in my life is me period

[S. @_isandraaa]

So my friend just found out her bf has another gf and they’ve been dating for a year. And she called me and was laughing the whole time. WHAT KIND OF PAIN WOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH? I’ve headache

[popular slut @kindslut]

can u give me a two weeks notice before u break my heart damn

[🥀neyda🥀 @wolfyneyda]

crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up

[h @hercvlezs]

open for a surpriseeeee

[Mel @melissalata]

My boyfriend just drove all the way over to kill the fucking cockroach that’s been hiding in my kitchen for the past week so i can do the dishes!!!!!!! Not all heroes wear capes!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rand @RandElassi]

@randdawoodd R u subtweeting me bc of yesterday

[orion @orionvanessa]

one time enya and i got high as hell and she turned to me and goes “why are u breathing so heavy”.......... damn let me tell u that shit made me so insecure i basically held my breath in for the rest of the night