Randall “The Rooster” O’Leary

Always Pissed Off, 2 times Divorced, Burgh Guy, Dry Beater, 2007 & 2011 Arby’s Employee of The Year, 1994 El Camino Owner

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Some are saying most likable superstar ever

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he refuses to do endorsement deals with soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA / h/t @TheNBABase )

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@PortersBurgh Hopefully fucking not

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Can we bring back landsharking people when they have a hoodie on

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@Greg_Fuhhels East of Eden is great or if you want to challenge yourself all of Dostoevsky’s work is peak

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@tousemogger @Greg_Fuhhels Raskolnikov is literally me

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@TruckLover1967 Every man has a natural yearning for Ebensburg PA

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@420penny69 Come through and suck me?

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@jopalover77 Out of all their sandwiches (mostly mid anyway) you pick the Pittsburgher? Pastrami is always the way to go

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@CPowers27538 Is she single?

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I realize now why interns used to be unpaid

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If your circle isn’t talking about Adam22 and Lena the Plug getting a divorce, then you need to find a new one ASAP

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@JonathanHess33 Dudes a beast unfortunately

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The last hour on the job is equivalent to 2nd and 8 and needing a 1st down to get in victory formation

[Steelers J. Trump @Pigskin_Papi]

The L in LGBT+ stands for LOSER LAMAR JACKSON! The G is for Games, which the Ravens always CHOKE AWAY! The B is for Baltimore, which is the “Charm City,” because you’re LUCKY to survive there! The T is for Trey Hendrickson, their consolation prize instead of Maxx Crosby! Sad!

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@davejacksburner Hate to sound like a negro but you gotta season that chicke

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@BobbyClittJr All I do is scroll twitter, sit in on meetings, and crack the occasional joke

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@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

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@handybjs This shit is not getting cleaned ever😂