Roch

disaster bi (self-taught), always thinking about fictional characters

[Roch @Randellena]

Alright, 2026 reads here we go:

[Drunk Lib Shill #SaveMassEffect @drunklibshill]

This is so dumb it might work

[Roch @Randellena]

They use the Cheesecake Factory menu

[profoundwhore @profoundwhore]

What do they do if they’re an atheist I’m curious

[Isaiah Walker @walkeri141]

Rep Ireland, respectfully

You were a member of a legislative supermajority. You could have proposed and passed a bill at any time to change the counting process, correct? And a Republican Secretary of State could have addressed them at any time during his term too, correct?

Why are you just now tweeting this? This is exactly why you and so many others of the majority lost your seats. Angry tweets do not fix the state’s problems

[Roch @Randellena]

@rushufan Safe flight friend!!!

[Jeefo @ItsJeefo]

The most immersive part of WoW Forever is being broke and having zero storage space

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Sign this petition if you want a new speaker of the house.

https://t.co/G88VLySjsQ

[ChingaChu🇺🇲🇲🇽🇪🇦 @_ChingaChu]

PROVE IT!!

DONT ELECT @RepJeffries as speaker 😡😡😡

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

NO THE FUCK WE AREN'T

CALL YOUR NEW HOUSE REPS, CALL YOUR NEW SENATORS

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS *AGAIN*

https://t.co/q9DgjljEEQ

[Roch @Randellena]

No.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.

[i, too, overflow @iwishiwasafinch]

He's gonna get sworn in on a Qur'an and a University of Michigan Sweatshirt and it's gonna give JD Vance an aneurysm

[Emily Galvin-Almanza @GalvinAlmanza]

This guy actually went to El Salvador to get his constituent back. He is smart, compelling, dauntless. GIVE HIM THE BATON.

[Roch @Randellena]

I need to get more menswear. I look fine af in a good blazer

[Roch @Randellena]

@rushufan Happy Birthdaaaaaaay

[Peony @PeonyPrincess27]

The man decided to not live in the governors mansion so he could stay in his personal mansion and use a taxpayer funded helicopter to fly back-and-forth. His administration is costing the state at least another million dollars in salary not including his salary increase.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Fetterman’s former chief of staff

[azor ahai @midwestbimbo]

THEY CANT COME HERE NOW EITHER

[🌻 arya 🔜 BLACKOUT 3 @whosFLICKER]

please actually fucking do something. you were just handed the mandate of heaven

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Okay, this is good. Now. And this part is a lil tricky. We’ve had trouble with it before, so listen closely: You need to fucking do something with this power IMMEDIATELY when you get sworn in. Day one. No more letters. Use this power day one or your asses will never get it again.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: SWEET REVENGE! The Navy Admiral who Pete Hegseth fired DEFEATS her MAGA opponent to win a House seat in South Carolina — cementing the blue tsunami with a poetic flourish!

This is just too beautiful...

Democrat Nancy Lacore, a 35-year Navy veteran who rose through the ranks from helicopter pilot to become Chief of Navy Reserve, was fired in August of 2025 amid Hegseth's purging of high-ranking women in the military. While no official reason was given, the deeply misogynistic Hegseth has not been coy about his caveman belief that only testosterone-injecting men should serve.

Lacore has now defeated Republican Jenny Costa Honeycutt to seize a seat that was formerly held by MAGA lunatic Nancy Mace who launched a failed bid for the governor's mansion this year.

Lacore has not been shy about criticizing Hegseth's disastrous mismanagement of the Defense Department, particularly his failed Iran War.

"Pete Hegseth is the most unqualified Secretary of Defense that we have ever had, and he is doing significant damage to our military that it will really take decades to undo," she said, adding that he "needs to go."

The most beautiful irony here? Congresswoman Lacore could soon be voting with the rest of the Democratic majority in the House to impeach Pete Hegseth. We have subpoena power starting in January, so we'll be able to uncover all of the gross negligence and rampant criminality that he's overseen.

Ain't karma grand?

Please ��️ and share if you support impeaching Pete Hegseth!

[Andy Cortez @TheAndyCortez]

Arrest Jared Kushner and bring back Mass Effect