Guy Rando 🌱

Just here to watch the circus. Earthling. Planet over party. Cyclist. Beerist. Opinions are correct.

[Guy Rando 🌱 @RandoGuySMH]

It’s shocking that people take the Bible seriously. It’s presented as an authoritative book on god and the highest morality but at every turn reveals god to be a schmuck and is the epitome of immorality. It’s parody. It’s a Twilight Zone script. It’s a Key & Peele comedy skit!

[Michael Paulkovich ⚛️ @michaelpaulkovich (bsky) @PhysicistTx]

Here’s what is sad: over 2 billion Christians can’t figure out that the Jesus tales are unjust, illogical, immoral and (of course) fictional.
Scape*.*

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Watch my banned interview with Jimmy Kimmel on YouTube: https://t.co/1mL7C7579o

[Guy Rando 🌱 @RandoGuySMH]

@TakethatCt Sadly, even though it’s obv not atheist logic, many believers will see it. It’ll tickle that tiny See I’m Right And They’re So Dumb part deep in their brains, and they’ll walk away thinking that meme really, deeply sums up how dumb those atheists are.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump has found so many ways to use the presidency to enrich himself and his family that we had to narrow the list down.

Here are 75 of the most staggering examples of Trump corruption in 2026. And yes, there were more. Read Ron Filipkowski’s full breakdown: https://t.co/F6OcxzK4u3

[Sandy 🙋‍♀️💙💙💙 @sj_pete]

My husband and I just checked our voter registration, here in Texas. We have been suspended. They said they got returned mail and so they suspended us. I call bullshit and voter suppression. How do we know we didn’t get mail they sent us, we DIDN’T GET IT! We just voted /1

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

I’m pro-freedom, pro-law and order, pro-limited government, and pro-the Declaration and the Constitution.

And so today I’m a Democrat.

[Guy Rando 🌱 @RandoGuySMH]

@GlobalIJournal @Fernand46357857

[Guy Rando 🌱 @RandoGuySMH]

@BarbMcQuade @PeaceLoveRelaxn

[Guy Rando 🌱 @RandoGuySMH]

@AwesomeNewsom @MichaelEMann

[Guy Rando 🌱 @RandoGuySMH]

@GenoVeno73 @thenewZeus2 @AGPamBondi @PamBondi

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Know your fucking enemy. 😳👇

[Michael Greger, M.D. @nutrition_facts]

A look at the different impacts of plant protein versus animal protein. https://t.co/JCEDZeBSVd

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

This dog pretends to be sleepy to avoid taking a bath 🤣❤️

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Dark humor with mom 😂

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[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is Russia’s state-run media airing salacious pictures of the future First Lady, Melania Trump.

This is Putin letting Trump know that he is in charge.

Watch as Trump rolls over.

[Texas 🇺🇸 @MustangMan_TX]

This is how a man can go from hero to zero in eight seconds flat! 😂😂😂 RIP 🪦

[Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__]

That man saw his career flash before his eyes

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

MAGA 6 months from now 👇👇