Midwest Rando

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[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

“First They Came, Updated for 2023”
by Midwest Rando

First they came for Alex Jones
And I celebrated wildly
Because I hated everything he stood for

Then they came for the Scientists and Doctors who disagreed with official conclusions
I did not speak out because I didn’t understand what they were trying to say 
and now people I know are “dying suddenly”.

Then they put parents angry at PTO meetings
on FBI lists but I was fine with that
Because the parents are clearly backwards rubes who shouldn’t have a say in their children’s education.

Then they came for people angry about election fraud 
And I did not speak out
Because I was delighted the fraud I previously railed against was going in my favor

Then they came for my friends for their pro-Palestinian, anti-colonist posts on X and my friends are losing their jobs.

Alex Jones, the vaccine injured, parents who have been tarred as nazis, and the previously solidly pro-government right, gathered around on X and roasted marshmallows while laughing over the smoking dumpster fire of my future job prospects.

Then I had the brass huevos to say “Damn Those right wingers who complained righteously about all of this for not staying true to their principles and defending me and my friends right to free speech.”

And everyone who had already paid a price to the beast I celebrated at the time, laughed harder and said “Suck it Anti-Semite.”

The End.

[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

@Vxujianing @SpecialReport @BretBaier Brown noser. Did your social credit score get a boost from that ridiculous kiss-up?

[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

@akafaceUS 1) WTH is up with all the bots on this post in particular?
2) Thanks bud. Somewhere in the small percentage of sleep that will be REM tonight, when that video shows up and wakes me screaming, I will be sure to thank you again.

[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

@ingelramdecoucy He just needs to rerun the ad with this notation at the end ~ “This endorsement was accepted, uncut and unaltered, with the greatest thanks of Spencer Pratt.”

[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

@LayoffAI There are an awful lot of middle-men IT firms on this. Who is using all of them?

[Bethany O’Leary 🇺🇸 🦅 @BethanyForTruth]

🚨WHAT THE FK???? Omg!!!! Listen to this chilling clip from Sam Harris pondering:

“Why can’t we eat babies? What’s wrong with eating babies? If we have extra babies around and nobody wants them, why can’t we eat them?”

Sick demonic bastard from hell….

Turns out, Sam Harris pops up in the Epstein files. And get this,
“jerky” shows up over 380 times, allegedly code for human meat or skin.

This is straight-up horrifying. It forces you to wonder what else is going on in the shadows. 😱 I already had my suspicions, but this level of darkness is beyond what any sane person should have to wrap their head around

[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

@MCCCANM I am glad you were there for the end after all.

Tears. I am truly so very sorry.

[Mr. Pool @MrPool_QQ]

🔻 **THEY'RE FALLING FASTER THAN WE CAN COUNT.**

**In the last 24 hours:**

**Leslie Wexner** — billionaire founder of **Victoria's Secret** — **SUBPOENAED**. He will be deposed by the House Oversight Committee. He gave Epstein **POWER OF ATTORNEY** over his entire $5 billion fortune. He built Epstein's **$77 million Manhattan mansion**. For decades, nobody touched him. Now he's being dragged in under oath.

**Thomas Pritzker** — executive chairman of **Hyatt Hotels** — **STEPPED DOWN**. The Pritzker family is worth **$33 billion**. One of the most powerful dynasties in America. Gone. In one day. No warning.

**Casey Wasserman** — chairman of the **2028 LA Olympics** — the Mayor of Los Angeles publicly demanded his **RESIGNATION**. The man chosen to represent America on the world stage is an Epstein associate.

**UK Police** — now investigating **private flight records at Stansted Airport** after the files revealed Epstein flew in and out of Britain dozens of times. Former PM Gordon Brown flagged it. Scotland Yard is moving.

🇬🇧🇺🇸

⚡ **180,000 IMAGES**

The New York Times confirmed today: the Epstein files contain an estimated **180,000 photographs**.

Not documents. Not emails.

**PHOTOGRAPHS.**

Of what? Of whom? In what rooms? On what island?

They haven't told us yet.

But **Trump's DOJ has them ALL.**

And Bondi said: **"More is coming."**

Ask yourself: why are billionaires resigning BEFORE the photos drop?

**Because they know what's in them.**

🔺 **THE SCOREBOARD — DAY 18**

Resignations: **20+**
Countries investigating: **8**
Criminal raids: **4**
Subpoenas issued: **12+**
UN declaration: **CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY**

Obama had 8 years. **ZERO.**
Biden had 4 years. **ZERO.**

Trump needed **18 DAYS**.

And they're STILL falling. Every morning a new name. Every evening a new resignation.

**They can't stop it now.**

⟁ Nothing can stop what is coming.

[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

@MCCCANM I am so very sorry for your loss. May God bless and keep Deanna always.

[Sayer Ji @sayerjigmi]

🚨"Millions of files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a "global criminal enterprise" that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, according to a panel of independent experts appointed by the United Nations Human Rights Council."

That says a lot coming from @Reuters and a UN expert.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Dan Bongino is lying. According to the FBI, they hold approximately 14.6 Terabytes of archived data related to Epstein.

To date, the DOJ has only released ~300GB worth of files (roughly 2% of the total).

This isn't going away Dan!!

[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

@CartlandDavid @Carolemoonbeam This man just cannot stop messing with the poors. The sooner he gets picked up for Epstein related crimes, the sooner the global population is safe.

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

Woman chilling on a park bench with her dog when a Muslim man walks up, motions her to leave, raises his hand to smack the dog and she snaps "Don't hit my dog!"

He responds with a full beheading gesture pointed right at the pup.

Liberals elected these people to run things.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

NBC reports that Jen Psaki HELPED Hillary Clinton’s State Department reportedly cover up elite pedophiIe and human trafficking rings..

WTF!?

[GregisKitty @GregIsKitty]

Illegal naked short selling on GameStop is mentioned in Epstein files.

Citadel’s Ken Griffin is named the ring leader.

[Sayer Ji @sayerjigmi]

🚨 I've spent weeks inside the Epstein files — not looking for names, but for infrastructure.

What I found: Jeffrey Epstein wasn't just a sex trafficker. He was a switchboard — routing government secrets, Wall Street intelligence, and political power through one network.

The same network that built the censorship machine that targeted your speech during COVID.

Five parts. All sourced to DOJ documents. Here's the whole investigation 🧵👇

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Liberal parents in England call the police on their son because he has “right wing views”..

Liberalism is a mental illness.

[0HOUR1 @CHIMPUSX]

How did you get stripped of your Nobel prize 🏆

[Chris Martenson @chrismartenson]

It's just a complete coincidence that the DOJ has completely withheld all the Epstein documents immediately before, during, and after 9/11, right?

[Chris Martenson @chrismartenson]

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