Ben Roots

The Mecca of sarcastic tweeting. I love to take the piss. All the time... Noise Boy. Tonmeister.

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@maddiee_rose oh...

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@DanielPryorr mate, if anything I am worse!!!

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@DanielPryorr surely it should be a massive 10" cannon. And by cannon I mean penis...

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

I miss the secondary school hoodie blazer combo that WHSB used to absolutely hate!!

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@IAmSamDiaz don't you fucking dare

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

It's actually really good to be back at uni. I'm surprised at myself!!

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@DanielPryorr you gonna plug them into yourself so you are the only one that has to listen to your god awful spiel???

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@jongrilli that's not your new one is it?? 😕

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@jongrilli bullshit

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@IAmSamDiaz #Becky

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@DanielPryorr <3 I was just proving a point

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@DanielPryorr shame you haven't stopped being a cunt

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@robsherry https://t.co/XeTXg6T5k7

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@danbish1992 run away!!!!

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@danbish1992 @IAmSamDiaz #LunchWithJesus

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@IAmSamDiaz #Represent

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@IAmSamDiaz isn't that the set of keys to another office somewhere in the park?

[Ben Roots @Random13111]

@IAmSamDiaz but at least you're #TrustedWithTheKeys