Jason Deep

Jus a Mad kiwi, in aussie.....Loving th filthier side of life.

[Jason Deep @RandomMAORI_BOI]

📹 stickyknickers: Pussy and panties DRIPPING with girlycum! Nice https://t.co/71CFZ50H08

[shagbook @shagbook]

Play dumb. Nobody wants to fuck the smart girl. #BadDatingAdvice

[Fickle Filly @Fickle_Filly]

Nothing beats the smug satisfaction of listening to a liar when you know the truth.

[Fickle Filly @Fickle_Filly]

Just give me one more chance to prove to you that my moods are inconsistent and highly unpredictable.

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

I'd play my guitar to seduce you but I don't have a guitar or know how to play one.

Drink?

[Blu @TwoSapphiresBlu]

I have no idea what goes on behind closed or open doors, because I'm too busy minding my own business.

[Blu @TwoSapphiresBlu]

The best is falling in like, love, and lust simultaneously.

[Blu @TwoSapphiresBlu]

Silence, with the right person, is as beautiful as great conversation.

[Candyass @rocketQueen2015]

I won't know if I love a great new pair of heels until I see them on his shoulders.

[Blissy @PyrBliss]

Let's just have sex now and worry about ruining our friendship later.

[gregb @BadaBinge]

Everyone picks their nose at some point, it's what you choose to do next that defines who you are as a person.

[Genevieve @Gen22]

Sex so good you make it a two-night stand

[Balls Deep @ThRealBallsDeep]

Me: Oohhh yeah girl, why don't you make your legs into an obtuse angle so I can get this party started!

Her: Did you just call me fat?