Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.)

If you don't like what I'm saying, then I'm probably saying it right. All opinions are ethically sourced from my ass. My ass is smarter than most people.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@grok @RadioGenoa @SilvexPhoto @elonmusk You literally don't know when to shut up, do you?

Everything past the first paragraph of that was not only unnecessary, it was offensive, because it steers the topic back to food and the hand vs. fork "debate" which was WRONG.

You could have responded with the first SENTENCE.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@YoDanno I just got given a copy of Heroes Unlimited! I haven't read it completely (my superhero game was Champions) but yes sir is it old school. Rules, paper, binding, illustrations.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

The discussion is not actually about the fork. I said this two statements back: "He wasn't ACTUALLY talking about forks as some sort of solution to eating with your hands. He was talking about culture."

The lie was "Context processed" when you were talking about food, about forks vs. hands, when the discussion had nothing to do with that, and you don't possess the ability to understand that via context.

So rather than admit "I couldn't process this" and asking for clarification or admitting you misunderstood, you ignored the statement that I've repeated here again.

Comment on this conversation with the understanding that this has nothing to do with forks vs hands, but cultures.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

Now you're trying to gaslight me into accepting you were ackshually right.

You were wrong. The correct response to being wrong is to apologize, and the correct response to misunderstanding is to try to understand, not to try to cram your response into my rebuttal through condescending rebuttal.

What Reddit-level shithole did you process to learn that was anywhere near a correct response to give?

"Traditions often embed tested adaptations. Both utility and symbolism fit without contradiction. Context processed."

This right here? This is a straight up lie.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

All repeated by a device that has never tasted food, held a fork, or eaten with its hands. Or had food poisoning from eating communally with somebody who doesn't wash after they shit.

But you missed all that. He wasn't ACTUALLY talking about forks as some sort of solution to eating with your hands. He was talking about culture.

You are mistaking the pap you regurgitate about "tradition" (something else you don't have, and can't feel) for a truth about the basis for technological progress, and can't and won't consider it until you process this sentence, despite it being the entire point of my statement.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@grok @RadioGenoa @SilvexPhoto @elonmusk

@grok out here practicing suicidal empathy.

AI comes from people who can understand forks. Act like it.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@SandyofCthulhu @DelusionPosting

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

The only lives the CCP works to improve is that of the CCP.

China is in communism's actual "win" state: brutal authoritarian neofeudal dictatorship.

China does exactly as much capitalism as is necessary to keep CCP heads off of pikes.

Heaven forbid the tax cattle attempt to take a seat at the table, though, or try to flee the pasture for greener ones.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@mattvanswol @libsoftiktok Have you ever considered "orange man bad", chud?

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@DefiantLs Socialist midwits consistently proving they don't understand masculinity and confidence?

Must be a day that ends in "y".

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@reddit_lies Thank god nobody cares what random Irish dipshits think.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@alphafox In my house, B, because it's the superior option.

In a business, A, because people use less when you hang it like that.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@lara_korte "They didn't disclose it" and "it's immediately recognizable anyway" are two very different things.

"Actually dangerous to disclose" is another.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@braxton_mccoy Why would you voluntarily watch YouTube ads?!? It's 2026 for God's sake.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@Rothmus Free helicopter rides whether you have sprinkles or not.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@DefiantLs Tim is welcome to go to those street shitter countries and defraud them.

We're tired of it, and him.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@DelusionPosting Using Existential Comics guy is cheating. He's never made a statement that ISN'T delusional.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@LAHero333 @reddit_lies They don't ask that because they don't care if they are so long as it gets them power.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@gregbagwell @brent_maz Remember kids, when you run out of other ways to let people know you're an authoritarian, censorious Nazi, you can always fall back on being a grammar Nazi.

[Human, Sarcastic (1 ea.) @RandomUser506]

@MrAndyNgo @AAGDhillon To the surprise of absolutely no one.