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If you don't like what I'm saying, then I'm probably saying it right. All opinions are ethically sourced from my ass. My ass is smarter than most people.

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@ChrisMartzWX

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@GiambiFan @ChrisMartzWX

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@otokyo__ A Bailey patent #5 jack plane.

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@NathanGKHoy @TheNicholasWolf Jean Luc Picard + battle pug = best Dune.

Every casting choice in Lynch's version was better.

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@SHComposer @ConceptualJames

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@Mericamemed Relevant:

https://t.co/S1mmTmfiUy

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@Mericamemed Bagpipes and huge drums have a direct neural pathway to the parts of our brain that controls foaming at the mouth and biting your shield before charging buck ass naked into a shield wall.

It's a well known fact.

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@PopcornPost_ Little Big Man.

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@Devon_Eriksen_ @justjargons Too bad the Olympics don't have a "dragging street shitters" event because this comment qualifies you for the team.

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@adrianmckinty This clip always gives me chills. Absolutely GOAT.

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@eMTBrides

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@zenjakobsen @ChuckieFFS File off the serial numbers and the platforms end up looking the same.

Hitler and Marx both hated Jews.

Mussolini hated that he spent a decade with socialist navel gazing pussies and went out to do the quiet part out loud.

Three bastard children of the same bastard father.

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@SamuraiShibaJP I bucked hay in summer for my dad all through high school with my friends.

When I went to college, he bought a round baler.

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@Megha_creates They can ask the bear for its seat.

They wanted equality. Now they have it and still want me to give more.

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@ScottCombs72689 @ReiOfJapan7 Flint has been fixed for almost a decade at this point.

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@OwnPlatform @ReiOfJapan7 There are zero places in the US you can't flush toilet paper.

Even if you install septic plumbing yourself as an amateur (which I have, multiple places) not on municipal sewer, it's trivially easy.

Quit your bullshit.

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@webcomunismo Why did they all shave their heads and wear powdered wigs if they could afford them?

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@kanzashi_japan Nope. You do you. You took a marketing gimmick and gave it your own meaning . More power to you.

All traditions start somewhere.

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@SirBylHolte Why do you hate conservative men so much, you monster!