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Mimi sina chochote. Ni hii account tu na sperms.

Translation: I've got nothing. Just this account and sperms.

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Hizi ni ni sasa?

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

Sijawahi cheka hivi buana. This woman has nailed it so well. Huyu alienda Wamunyoro and he'll regret it forever. Mambo Imechemka. Not even Jehovah Wanyonyi can stop what's coming. Wamekataliwa! Chesa

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@UTD_mi You can never be ready.

[Neli @MainNeli_]

No wonder he wants to dismantle the education system. Watu walierevuka. He thinks ako na akili nyingi lakini watu wamesoma bwana walierevuka sana na kitambo.

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@evenmaina @Josh001J Gagenpressing!

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@ignyharaz2 Iko aje juu nataka kupitia hapo in a few minutes?

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@ignyharaz2 Timing, mbosi. Timiiing!

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@ignyharaz2 Tosha toshitoshi!

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Sifuna is not a political novice as many people are being made to think. Watch and learn!

[Moses Myles✊ @Young_Pharmacie]

Sifuna: We will run a country governed by the rule of law.

Ruto: Huna akili. Which country is run like that?

Sifuna: A 12-floor block makes no sense in a village set up where lifestyles are rural and chickens and other domestic animals dwell side by side with people. Besides, these houses have no social amenities.

Ruto: Wewe ni fala baanaa!

Sifuna: We will scrap the Housing Levy, seal wastage in government, block State House from consuming billions in mandazi and draw a balanced budget within 15 months, so that we return money to the pockets of ordinary citizens.

Ruto: Mr Empty! Mr Shiny things! Mr 40!

Sifuna: I swear to you that I will never send the police to kill your children! If you build beautiful roads and magnificent stadia, how do they benefit Rex Masai and Albert Ojwang, whom you have murdered in cold blood? We must build these shiny things in a just, free and democratic atmosphere where all countrymen can enjoy them ALIVE.

Ruto: Wewe Mr Extortionist! Governors wanakulilia!

Sifuna: OK, so can these alleged Governors now come forward and make the accusations themselves?

Ruto: Abujubujubuju!

Sifuna: The success of SHA can not be measured by the number of people registered on it, but by the quality of services it offers and availability of these services to the most vulnerable.

Ruto: Umetumwa na sponsor! Uko down! Uko down banaa!

Sifuna: If you are distributing employment letters to your friends at State House, the rest of the country that you have marginalised has a legitimate responsibility to send you home and install a government that will accord EQUITABLE opportunities to all and reset the nation away from your kleptocracy.

Ruto: This can't be you speaking! It must be Uhuru Kenyatta!

Previously on this show, Ruto had incessantly said "Sifuna hana agenda". But as we can see, Sifuna actually drops snippets of his governance agenda and policy positions daily, while Ruto rants angrily, shouts on the microphone and sounds like a broken 1982 Sanyo Cassette player.

Ruto ako down kama mchanga ya kaburi.

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@Kemboi67 Ningesema kitu about that tactic but juu kuna minions wao huku, watacopy. Wacha katambeee.😄

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@ignyharaz2 Nationwide?

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@AishaWanjiku_

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@abbiezuena State House?🤔

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The disingenuity amongst @edwinsifuna's critics is getting out of hand now.

[Yano @_Yanoh]

Sifuna says he will cut the budget by 1.8 Trillion shillings but if asked what he will cut from the budget his supporters start frothing at the mouth with anger😂😂😂

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@MwendiaJnr He wants to prove a point. He is banking on #RutoMustGo. He is going to see bad things.

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Eti "Baba wa Taifa"

[Kelly @RonkellyIsaac]

Millennials walikua wanaita president wao ati mtukufu Rais 😂😂 Naisha zaidi

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@EladioMK All this to counter a sible rally by @LindaMwananchi_ held a month ago?

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@Kemboi67 That's politics I can not be part of. For me, if you are a crook, I can not join hands with you. There is no day I will join hands with Ruto"

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@Kemboi67 "Ruto has launched roads in Kenya which gets abandoned. And we know Ruto's traits. And when we started demonstrating,Ruto killed our people. And he is killing Luos. And you are joining hands with such a person, you're selling your people's blood?..

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#RutoMustGo thinking he has everything figured then Omwami @edwinsifuna showed up from nowhere.
Sema #WANTAM