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[La @Randomizery]

How is @airtransat charging us a $500 service fee to change our flight to a week later on a CHEAPER flight? #ThisIsRidiculous

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@SouzaJr making fans everywhere. hahahaha. Yes!

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@JoeyBats19 epic homer, courtesy of a @KPILLAR4 bat! #OurMoment #VotePillar

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#VotePillar because he's basically superman

[Tommy Stokke @StokkeTommy]

Not a joke: Source says Sale blowup was because he didn't want to wear throwbacks, so he cut the jerseys up so no one could wear them.

[Greg Beacham @gregbeacham]

So the trained bald eagle flying around Dodger Stadium pregame just flew past its handler, out of the park and didn't come back #Murica

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Be careful: Sure, there’s no Hamburglar, but there is a Juan Uribe. https://t.co/5jBD0fOdZ1

[La @Randomizery]

Hey #BlueJays I hope you say sorry to @A_Sanch41 for the lack of run support. Sanchez was brilliant all game long.

[Kevin Pillar @KPILLAR4]

What day for the man @russellmartin55 and nothing better than a walkoff thanks to @DeVoTrAv 🔥🔥🐼🐼

[Rob Hunter @robfoot]

@BlueJays Umpire Toby Basner's wife was bragging about throwing out @BringerOfRain20 - pretty sad. #hesnotaboss

[Barry Davis @BarryDavis_]

Donaldson says after he grounded out, someone on the Twins side chirped him for how he ran to 1st. He responded and was tossed.

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#swAfterDark

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Sharks and Unicorns tonite. #IHaveNeverSatInAPremiumLocation #LastWeekTonight Hahahahahaha Yankee's.

[La @Randomizery]

now that is fast https://t.co/qyUXejyLas

[MLB GIFS @MLBGIFs]

Could @Enderdavid18 just be that fast? https://t.co/tXb8rML9zB #OpeningWeek

[MLB @MLB]

Blue skies and baseball.

[Margaret Whatley @margaretwhatley]

John Oliver does it again! #IHaveNeverSatInAPremiumLocation
https://t.co/05L4AngiL1

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

.@A_Sanch41 holds the Rays scoreless through 3, and @JoeyBats19 is coming to the plate to begin the 4th. #OurMoment

[Josh Donaldson @BringerOfRain20]

"Papi Wants Bat Flip Haters to Shut Up in NSFW Rant" via @TeamStream probably the best article Ever. Big Papi is 🔥🔥 https://t.co/pzVl6JzjTO

[La @Randomizery]

https://t.co/kB5rkZSmkk

[Josh Donaldson @BringerOfRain20]

Not the ending any of us wanted, but I'm so proud and thankful for all my teammates and staff. Thanks to all the fans for their support!!