Randy Evremonde

Fan of Baseball, Hockey, and Classic and Contemporary Literature.

[Randy Evremonde @RandyEvremonde]

Failure presumes effort.

[Debbie Wasserman Schultz @DWStweets]

Florida Republican leaders continue to fail us. Our residents need real rent, housing and home insurance reforms.

https://t.co/STiEd16NSB

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@letangcult "slow start" lmao. When people realize we're in a slow decade?

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@vrcraftauthor @doctorow These are solid skills to take on the singularity, which could be tricked into thinking you're using one movie's hero tactics and at the critical moment you hit them with another.

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@punished_stu As someone who has worked 3 jobs, no fuckin way. Unless they're the fakest, fluffiest jobs in the known universe.

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@GroovyBruce I meant to sound enthusiastic but realize after another read that I sound like an asshole

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To hell with all that, give me more Brisco County Jr.

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

My take:
1. Star Trek Captain
I’m too old
2. Murder Detective
Done too much
3. Surgeon
Boring
4. Mafia leader
Too harsh
5.Western Marshall
Maybe
6. Private Eye
Done too much
7 Father in family sitcom
Maybe - easy hours
8. Businessman
Boring
9. Better Call Bruce lawyer
Maybe

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@_Androclese_ @GroovyBruce One of my favorite shows of all time. Cemented my love of genre mixing.

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@Jellesmarbles Let chaos reign, baby!

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Read this in Werner Herzog's voice.

[Stuart @punished_stu]

the wine-dark pee

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What the fuck

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Have you tried the new Chipotle hack yet?

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@yslheru @GiggaMAGA @ClimateBen He doesn't strike me as a reader.

[Randy Evremonde @RandyEvremonde]

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[fruitopiagirl ꧁꧂ @anjelllly]

The words “fat cock” are pretty powerful

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So many. Deleting and unsubscribing to many things at the end of this month, including X (gestapo might come at night if you call it Twitter now).

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@SammyJoC1009 @AlasdairAdam 100% man. People so easily forget what things were like even in the early 2000's.

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I really shouldn't be saying this but we rigged the hurricane device so that it will still only hit red states.

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@Lemommeringue Not really but he knows his voters are so dumb that they believe his BS.

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The sad, simple truth.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the country didn’t “move far right”, trump got less votes than he did in 2020. democrats just completely fumbled their coalition and alienated entire bases of voters

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@morebronkfox

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@morewingspls Honk honk