Randy Penn

Video and Motion Graphics Producer. Hiker. When it's all said and done, there's a lot more said than done.

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@Rangers How many times did the '96 Rangers get shut out at home by the worst team in baseball?

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@JeffSparbeck @TheBabylonBee

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@corbydavidson The '23 Rangers barely got in the playoffs. They went 6-0 in games deGrom pitched early in the season. If someone else had started those games and they had gone 3-3, the greatest moment in Rangers history would still be beating the NYY in '10 LCS.

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@KayMcDanie86516 @FoxNews So how long does it take to watch the news? Like 15 seconds?

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@KyleClark Doesn't matter who it is. He's a terrible candidate, but if he switched to the DSA he might have a chance.

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@MileHighMoose @KyleClark This is just like the last several presidential elections in that I keep asking myself, "These 2 clowns are really the best we can do?"

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@DallasStars Congrats for another anti-Stanley Cup Championship! You lost to the team (MIN) that lost to the team (COL) that lost to the team (VGK) that lost to the team (CAR) that won the Stanley Cup.

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@BianchiWeather @9NEWS You've gained enough trust that it seems like you've been there much longer. Here's to many more years!

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@Rangers Talk about burying the lead

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@dallasnews Maybe they can make the course a little easier and get somebody to 100 under par. I miss the Preston Trail days.

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@Rangers Swept by the Anaheim Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim and a 3-6 trip against the MLB's worst. Guess that makes US the worst.

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@FatGroyper_ @dallasmavs No reason to tank now. Mavs don't have their first round pick until at least 2031.

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@Jeopardy Greg reminds of a mesh of Seinfeld characters:

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@DallasStars Probably should just play with an empty net the whole game given how bad they've been at even strength.

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@KyleClark Wait, what? You're on Mount Evans?

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@Rangers Not that he deserved it, but shouldn't Latz have gotten the W and Quantrill the S?

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@DallasStars @Lexus 16 more please!

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@JoehelYusmah2 @DallasStars @Lexus You tend to lose chemistry when you're down to almost no centers.

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@Rangers You know you suck when you can't score off f'in Brock Burke.

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@Rangers So much for the revamped offense. Same old dumpster fire.