Randy Philip

I love to have fun

[jay @youreyeah1]

old people be like lets go out today and cough everywhere disgustingly

[Chetnam “Scootercooch” Pickens @ChetnamBagKing]

Just took a shit without my phone #primal

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@hnbchoob @SirLazarus555 Ooh shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Nipples poking through shirts be so sexy especially when they pierced

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Big meaty fat naturals will always beat a boob job, but I digress

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

fat guy who had both arms amputated pulling his shirt down via telekinesis

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

All it takes is becoming a sports fan to realize your capacity for hatred and anger

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@dalltheabove @nylaabell It won't be official though....he hasn't made enough FGs and FTs

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@XzavierCV @callhertee @JDboutitboutit2 A quickie isn't even about your stamina "mr stamina"😂😂....as the name suggests it's a quick fucking session but ooh well you go crazy big dawg✌🏼

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@XzavierCV @callhertee @JDboutitboutit2 12 minute quickies is insane btw....at that point it shouldn't even be called a quickie

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@jmsjason01 It used to be like 299 bob....it feels like everytime you blink their prices increase

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@plugjr334 @Aceboykwon *first ballot hall of fame

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@Munene_Linturi @_mr_mutinda Hauna OCD😂😂you just find the pillar as an eyesore your "OCD" is most likely self diagnosed

[𐦐 @igant118o]

This how the Power Rangers would walk around and nobody ever put two and two together

[ً @httpsfangs]

Remember if we ever run out of things to talk about we can always start kissing

[🖤Kashata_fc🦋 @Ciengah]

Idk who needs to hear this, but SMOCHA is not shareable 😭😭

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@Shane00 Great deal for the Mavs imo

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@Kiprop__M @JamieButon My bad nimeconfuse general na local😭😭you're right

[Randy Philip @RandyPhilip_]

@Kiprop__M @JamieButon 😂😂you are usually awake during the whole process....you just don't feel any pain until some minutes after they are done