Randy Valerio

Comedian / Meme Lord / Podcaster • Ready Set Blow Podcast • Follow Me on Instagram @randyvalerio

[Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio]

@Upworthy When the sex is rough and the conversation isn’t

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Had the pleasure of guesting on "Ready Set Blow" podcast hosted by @RandyTValerio

We talked sobriety, comedy, covid and...

#KorruptedComedy #TrevorKeveloh #StandUpComedy #Comedy #LosAngeles #Hollywood

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Happy Father’s Day to all the woman who have ever called me "Daddy"

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Sounds just like Christmas with my family 😩

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If you think the jokes and memes I post here are wild and hilarious, wait til you see the crazy shit we talk about on my podcast...check it out and hit subscribe!

Ready Set Blow Podcast

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[Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio]

I wish single people got a yearly wrap up on their dating life like they do on Spotify:

• You bagged nine 4's and one soft 7

• You frequented P🍑rnH*b at noon daily

• You've spent $148 on PIan B

• Time invested in toxic relationships:
87 days, 14 hrs, 6 mins, 20 secs

[Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio]

I'm old enough to remember when the term "Cyber Monday" had nothing to do with online shopping

It was about going home on a Monday...

Logging on to old dial-up AOL...

Finding a complete stranger in a public chat room...

And tugging on it while texting them 😂

[Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio]

In order to maintain my diet, I will be eating a🍑 this Thanksgiving

[Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio]

Made weed brownies for desert this Thanksgiving. That outta keep the political talk to a minimum 🤣

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BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order officially changing the name of the day after Thanksgiving to "White Friday"

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It's "Nut On Her November", or whatever 🥳

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Welp, failed at "No Nut November" again...🤷🏽‍♂️

Next year is my year

[Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio]

Crime has gotten so crazy in LA...I caught a homeless guy trying to siphon gas out of my Tesla

[Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio]

Housing, gas and grocery prices have gone thru the roof. But the price of a gram has been the same for over 30 years. Maybe we should let the plug 🔌 run the Federal Reserve 🤔

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My sister in Christ @KristiNoem ...

The average Super Bowl ticket is $8,000

The only illegal alien I know who can afford that is El Chapo. And he's currently in solitary confinement in ADX Supermax in Florence, Colorado 😂

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@people My sister in Christ @KristiNoem ...

The average Super Bowl ticket price is $8,000

The only illegal alien I know who can afford that is El Chapo. And he's currently in solitary confinement in ADX Supermax in Florence, Colorado 😂