Randy Underwood

Early-Retired April 2026. Practiced 30 years in Physical Therapy. Married 23 years. had one beautiful daughter that teaches elementary school. Divorced

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@Wondersofworld0 Of course not

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@realkarenjean @HHSGov @DOGE @SecScottBessent @WallStreetApes Send Ill Hand O More back to Somalia and let her legislate for them to increase their food supply.

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@veiledleaks NIKE

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@snowball1926 Liberal democrats

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Dude's no man. He's a pathetic cowardly little sniveling boy. He didn't know who his daddy was, because mama didn't catch the john's
name that paid in quarters and dimes. He disgraces the 1st Amendment. Doesn't have the balls to defend it. He hides behind other honorable men's ball sacks. He's on his 'bama pho. No job, can't afford a real one.

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@JBMAGA03 Not a comparison at all
Johnny Carson was a decent man and a hilarious comedian.
Kimmel is neither.

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@FloraLuzz_ Yeah, so very very sorry she's not in prison yet

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@LarryJones She be gone faster than the speed of farts.

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Death by stomping Jack Asses that they first perform oral sex on, then waterboard them with copious amounts of spit, drug by there hair from the back bumper of a 4X4
truck up a rocky slope to the top where a herd of cattle is waiting to be spooked into a stampede over their sorry ugly faces and heads. I know, I'm going easy on them for their depraved evil.

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@ScottLoBaido All conservatives leave NY,NY. Then bring back Jimmy Carter's Neutron Bomb. Clear out the rats, move back in to the Big Apple.

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@ItsStella_4 Awesome...Illegals Can't Elect...I.C.E.

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@RossyPrime Yeah, just shooter, because they go after the ones that not simply protest but onstruct and assault. So yeah, ban the Ghost Pepper Gas. Use the savings for more bullets and pig lard to grease them with.

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@TheDividedStat3 "We the people of Somalia and ALL SH**HOLE countries stand with Ilhan Omar even if she is old. Thanks for the portion of the billions of $$$
sent back to your homeland! What's your ETA after your "deporture"?

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@Neccccy He'd be an unrecognizable corpse. The older man wouldn't have had a chance, though. The smelly a*s Muslim woulda have dispatched him and probably have hurt the wife and baby further. Report him or get them safe and hunt him down with help if needed.

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@RedEagleUpdates HA! I'd may as well vote for the soon to be deported Ilhan Omar of the Traitorcrats than to put MotherTucker in in office. Let's just kamikaze the country into Mount Rushmore.

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@gavwhite772 @larry_mcwethy @RjsSullivan Love it. So true.

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@larry_mcwethy Scott Bessent
, Secretary of Treasury, also an asskicker. Best in my lifetime. Very, very competent, genius in the cabinet. Great job all the way around by Prez DJ Trump and his Cabinet of Crushers.

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@larry_mcwethy Epic GG

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@_sara_haze Relationship or just sex?

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@Jesii_ca_M Having had several of each of those physique, it doesn't matter. All have unique qualities I enjoy. With those 5, it comes down to taste and scent. I'd need to go down on each one to choose.