Randy

who cares not me no way

[Randy @Randy_Stare]

@JaysonPalmer84 bring back the mullet

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[parker @pwhitehead824]

Quarantine and chill?

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Do you remember where you were the day the world changed?

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

✅ 94 yards
✅ 2 stiff-arms

Demetric Felton turned the jets on for this TD!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Technically, alcohol is a solution

[Randy @Randy_Stare]

How dare they disrespect the legend

[PETA @peta]

#SteveIrwin was killed while harassing a ray; he dangled his baby while feeding a crocodile & wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today’s #GoogleDoodle sends a dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled to be left alone in their natural habitats.

[Sigma Alpha Epsilon @SAEcsusm]

Imagine making the best decision of your life. Well now you can #ΣΑΕ

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

14-0 Canada? I could absolutely make Denmark’s team and my body looks like pulled pork. Come on guys. 14? Not sure even how to comprehend how you can get your cheeks clapped at that velocity. Do SOMETHING. They’re filling in their own hockeyDB’s at this point

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

Keep it up, vegans!

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

So now we have learned from the media that having a Native American great-great-great-great-great-grandparent makes you Native American, but that having two X chromosomes does not make you a woman.

[Randy @Randy_Stare]

@masonmrf_ Hell ya

[Randy @Randy_Stare]

The nfl is so soft

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If I’m Clay Matthews the next time I get past the line of scrimmage instead of tackling I’m just gonna literally eat the QB’s ass mid-play. Throw a flag for that one, NFL. I guarantee there’s no rule about ass eating yet. Make them write a rule about it. The Clay Matthews Rule

[Nick L. Odian @jaxinflaxin]

Can’t wait for the winter olympics to come around again

[Cal State San Marcos @CSUSM]

#CSUSM students break Greek life stereotypes as @SAEcsusm become the first chapter in the Western region to obtain the John O. Moseley Zeal Award 🤝💙🎉 https://t.co/VcNPNwEAiH

[#1 Bate Believer 🌙 @suttondef]

Jimmy's seafood handing out BIG Ls in the replies lmaooo