Laura Hinton

Diet Dr Pepper addict, mediocre fantasy football team owner, Tri Delta alum, MSU grad, and passionate fan of America.

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

Invited my mom to lunch today. She declined.

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

Used my watch to find my phone.
Found it in the refrigerator.
Time change is going great.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

MATT STUTZMAN. WHAT A LEGEND. 🥇

10-10-10 in the final end to win gold! #ParisParalympics

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

Rush tok makes me EXHAUSTED.

Back in my day, we looked like homeless trolls practicing for recruitment.

Bid day theme shopping was challenging enough, but multiple days with multiple themes?! Bring nana her wheelchair. 👵🏻

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

(Seeing the time after binging Netflix):

“Whoa, it’s 2:30! I’m going to feel this in the morning…”

#thisis30

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

So this is how a rotisserie chicken feels.
#southernsummer

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

@Listamato I’ve only been watching it for @danieltosh - I’m now fully committed to the show. But Tosh is still the best part.

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

Eating yogurt that expired April 12.
Don’t tell me that I don’t know how to live on the edge. #dangerzone

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

R.I.P. Big Poppa.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

On this day in 1972, Rapper Christopher Wallace A.K.A The Notorious B.I.G (Biggie Smalls) was born in New York. RIP.

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

#allegedly @milsavestheday

[World War II History @WW2Facts]

This Day in #WWII #History: On April 30, 1945, Adolf Hitler commits suicide with his wife of ~24 hours, Eva Braun, in the Führerbunker in Berlin (newspaper photo from May 2).

#ThisDay #TDIH

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

Don’t get me wrong- I’m not mad. The man has given me more than I deserve over the years- he can have aaaalll the snacks.
I was just taken off guard when he started describing my protein bars, asking if it was strawberry or raspberry…

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

At my niece’s soccer game, my dad gave me a full run-down of the snacks in my cabinet and what he thinks of each one.

I’ve never offered him snacks. Apparently, he comes by when I’m not home and helps himself…

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

What do single women do at night?

We stare at the bruise on our leg/arm/hip and try to figure out where it came from…

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

I either close my Apple activity rings twice in a day like a mad woman, or my watch thinks I’m dead due to lack of movement.
There is no in-between.

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

I need a social media disclaimer:
“Sorry I sent you a meme in the middle of the night- my blood sugar was low.”
#diabetesalert

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

I, too, could survive on 2 hrs of sleep and no coffee back in the day.

Holla back when you 30, kid.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Sydney Sweeney Says She Needs 2 Hours Of Sleep A Night And Has Never Tried Coffee https://t.co/yJXBKVde3K

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

It’s the hat. Channeling the spirits of hundreds of deceased church ladies.

I bet he can also make a mean orange fluff…

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

Apparently “let’s just toss a match and leave” is not the proper solution for office wiring issues.

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

Martha May Whovier is the absolute worst.
She led the Grinch on, just to stand by while he was humiliated. THEN, when he disappeared for YEARS, she never attempted to contact him. Just to be all up on him when he became popular.
The Grinch 100% deserved better.

[Tori McElhaney @tori_mcelhaney]

The moment majority of the sports merch industry in general realizes its female fans maybe don’t want ONLY a limited selection of bedazzled, v-neck, form-fitting shirts but subtle and stylish branding + oversized options will be a day to remember.

[Laura Hinton @RangerLaura]

“Nick Saban retired.”
My mother: “who is that?”