Rapchik Gooner

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself. For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else.

[Sanjay K Jha @whoskj2]

Gurugram is in such a miserable state because the Congress refused to sing more than two stanzas of Vande Mataram.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Shows on Sandeep Dixit’s comment on Meloni :

Anjana : 21
Chitra : 22
Roohbika : 33
Arnab : 32
Tihari : 11

Shows on yet another parole to Rape convict Ram Rahim by BJP Haryana Govt :

Anjana : 00
Chitra : 00
Roohbika : 00
Arnab : 00
Tihari : 00

This is how they control the narrative.

[ZERO BAKWAS @ZeroBakwas]

Award winning cartoon 👀

Reality of almost every BJPIG ruled state

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

CJP!
Youth power! 🔥🪳🇮🇳

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

BREAKING NEWS story on @IndiaToday this morning.
Haryana Government's Raksha Bandhan ‘Gift’ to Ram Rahim
who has been granted parole yet again. After being granted 21-day parole, Rape convict Ram Rahim left Rohtak's Sunaria Jail in his convoy at 6:05 AM today, heading for his Sirsa ashram. This marks the 17th time Ram Rahim has been released from jail. Rahim who is serving a 20 year sentence has been out of jail for 435 days since August 2017. Rule of law same for ALL? 😡

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

Petrol sasta karne ke chakkar mein ethanol mila diya Ab petrol bhi mehnga aur sugar bhi mehngi

Masterstroke 😭

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Well said 👏🔥

Absolutely correct 💯

[PrinCe @Prince8bx]

Dhurandhar 3 leaked script

> pak started a health war against Ind
> pak wanted to make Indians diabetic
> flooded Ind with sugary products
> Modi ji messed up the plan
> used sugar for ethanol blending
> this led to sugar shortage
> sugar prices doubled
> Indians started eating less sugar
> everyone got healthier
> pak’s plan failed again

[Cockroach Party of India @Cockroach4India]

Don’t worry,

Sing full Vande Matram! 🙏

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Some demanding school reforms.
Some demanding reservation reforms.
Some demanding ethanol reforms.

And BJP is demanding everyone to sing Vande Mataram.

[BITTU SHARMA- ‏بٹو شرما @CommonBS786OM]

अच्छे दिन कबूल करो जहाँपनाह 😊

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

In last 10 years, 94,000 government schools in the country have been shut down while the BJP built 563 five-star offices: Report

[Ravi Pandey @Ravipandey4AAP]

“जब नाश मनुज पर छाता है पहले विवेक मार जाता है ”

तबेले में चल रहे जिस स्कूल को छिपाने के लिए CJP कार्यकर्ताओं पर हमला हुआ,,

उस स्कूल की तस्वीर आज पूरे हिंदुस्तान ने देख लिया अब तो BBC भी पहुँच गया है !!

देखिए BBC की ये रिपोर्ट 👇

[Vibhor Varshney @nakulvibhor]

One bad policy can ruin an entire industry:

​In 2022, India was the world’s 2nd-largest sugar exporter.

​In 2026, India is set to import sugar for the first time in a decade.

​Sugar prices have risen by 40% in just two months.

​Rice prices are also hitting a one-year high.

​The government cannot refuse to roll back E20 simply because some businessmen have invested in ethanol factories. That is a joke.

​E10 will also require ethanol.

[Ranvijay Singh @ranvijaylive]

जनता: चीनी महंगी हो गई
सरकार: बोलो वंदे मातरम्

जनता: E20 से परेशानी है
सरकार: बोलो वंदे मातरम्

जनता: स्‍कूल खराब हैं
सरकार: बोलो वंदे मातरम्

जनता: सड़क खराब है
सरकार: बोलो वंदे मातरम्

जनता: अस्‍पताल बेकार हैं
सरकार: बोलो वंदे मातरम्

इस सरकार की कैसेट एक जगह फंस चुकी है.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Word of advice for BJP–

It's not enough to just oppose Abhijeet Dipke and CJP's ‘School Theek Karo’ campaign.

You should start a counter-campaign as well. Call it ‘Na padhe hain, na padhne denge.’

[ABP News @ABPNews]

जयपुर : तबेले में बच्चों का भविष्य! जिस स्कूल को CJP के कार्यकर्ताओं की पिटाई वहां से देखिए Ground Report

@moinallahabad

#Jaipur #Rajasthan #Bagru #SchoolVisit #CJP #SchoolNews #LatestUpdates #ABPNews

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

The person seen chasing the CJP members is Lalchand Sharma, associated to the BJP. He gave interviews to ANI News agency and multiple News outlet blaming the CJP members.

[Rohit Jain @rohitjain2021]

You can call me Anti National for saying this but Vande Matram should not be an important issue in 2026.

[Ashutosh Ranka @AshutoshRanka]

Requesting media to not blame the villagers for today’s incident. People were sent from outside to incite violence. It was the villagers who had requested us to come and inspect the school.

I have been told that the local BJP counsellor was seen distributing money to some goons.