Raph

if it’s nice, play it twice

[Raph @RaphLara_]

this is the way your life was supposed to be

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

my curfew this summer is 3:30am, 5am if I got that shit on

[arson @desi0re]

mom trying to comfort me like

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

it’s the little things

[ひ @yungnstackin]

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Getting married at 25–28 is like leaving the party
at 8pm.

[B ♡ @biancaa_molina]

the worst ppl you know are posting he has risen rn

[Lii wanye @LilTunechiszn]

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i'm the funny one not them

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[Miles 👑 @Officialmrmiles]

😭😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Jobs hate when you have motion outside the job.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

to do list:

- add fuel to the fire
- burst someone’s bubble
- add my 2 cents
- skate on thin ice
- stir the pot

[🇫🇷🍁 @cIairefontaine]

american commentators are about to be like and here comes junior on the wing

[Neet @neet_sol]

normalize booing in the workplace

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

i can’t have hoes, i’m showing favouritism immediately

[‏ً @ewedunega]

Face ID: "doesn't recognize my face"

Me: "lock and unlock the phone again"

Face ID:

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

what the fuck is loitering? you're telling me i can't just stand here for a second??

[• @yducknow]

How Netflix feel when it helps you write the movie name in the search bar only to not have it