Calpybara

traveler, fact addict, lover of witty humor 💙

[Calpybara @Rascal_Calz]

@monsterr_party Wine belly frog 🥹

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@muheediva01 Putting my overalls on backwards and listening to Kris Kross

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@Kill_Dozer_1776 @DrOBrienMD Those darn ratios lol it will be interesting to see how much they have to put in there and how long it will last.

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@Kill_Dozer_1776 @DrOBrienMD Doesn’t it depend on the concentration though? I’ve heard that 3% is ok, but the higher concentration can burn their skin and eyes.

[Calpybara @Rascal_Calz]

@Seanfrank Not having kids doesn’t absolve you from life lol tf

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@cnnbrk And they will still vote him in smh

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@shaunvlog_ No tailgating per-say, but a few bars on Landsdowne St to drink and hangout before the game.

[Calpybara @Rascal_Calz]

@NamasteKikii @Clav0Updates Nose job, ears pinned and teeth removal - he is barely recognizable now from a week ago

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@LeeKuanYimby You can rent this on air bb lol you make it sound like Fort Knox 😆

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@Caleb_witts @KPhantomSpeaks @itscairoxl @Devsthetix I feel like if you did anything Bruce Less did it was be beneficial lol great job! Those looks intense!

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@ceraliza He started cooking before he let you know he couldn’t take you out?? No, no, no

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@Chris_Gray_DC @briebriejoy @ceraliza Exactly her point. Weird that he wouldn’t wait until she confirmed beforehand and ask her - seems like he knew already with salmon in the oven he wasn’t able to take her out.

[Calpybara @Rascal_Calz]

@Pulcys He looks like Kai Trump’s twin now

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@KasiboySA @mynamehear How much for a bag? 👀

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@amidesponts @linaposting Mt Washington and fall are there as well, clean lakes too

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@ChinoMellette @tavernofterrors That’s insane. Did you accept? 🤭

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@superkeara What if your landlord comes by and uninvited the vampire? Does the landlord have final say and override the tenant’s invite??

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@Miaxi915 I need new glasses. I thought that was a pickle on his shoulder 😂

[Calpybara @Rascal_Calz]

@SignalDoesArt @tessiesbestie That happened to me when I was picking up my mom from spinal surgery. The hospital wasn’t even open yet they told me to come get her like fr 😭

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@unfiqt I feel like this is something that would drown you then laugh about it afterwards

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In case you forgot:

We live on a planet where whales sing songs that travel for miles. Where trees can recognize their own offspring and protect them underground. Where dolphins give each other names and where lightning can create glass in the sand. Where horses can read human emotions. Where rain has a smell before it even arrives and where the ocean can glow in the dark. A planet where the stars we see might not even exist anymore.