Richard Ashworth

Once half of “maybe the greatest thread in the history of everything” (Dara O’Briain Jan 2018). Then Elon ruined it. See you where the sky is blue…

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

She licked her lips, he looked confused. He tweeted as she switched off Fox News. And Donald cringed in fear and dread as Stormy grabbed his overlong red tie and said... https://t.co/ihIVQrgYx0

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Spain are technically excellent and very well organised but crikey they are dull to watch (apart from when Yamal gets it!) 😴🇪🇸🏆 #WorldCupFinal

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Great work @ryanfoxgolfer - unbelievable down the stretch 👏👏👏

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Ryan Fox - Champion Golfer of the Year! ⛳️🏆

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Can’t quite work out why @englandcricket move Brook above Root in a test match when there is over a day left but not in an ODI when there are 20 overs left? Any clues Baz? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Would have made a decent final that! 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥉

[England @England]

What an extraordinary game 😱

Our @FIFAWorldCup campaign ends with a 6-4 win over France 💪

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Interesting fact - @BukayoSaka87 has scored three more goals in the ‘Bronze Final’ than he played minutes in the #FifaWorldCup Semi Final… 🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[England @England]

SAKA SCORES FROM THE SPOT! HAT-TRICK!

🇫🇷3️⃣-5️⃣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

At the top level, playing not to lose loses most of the time..

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Please can we have a bank holiday anyway!?! 🙏

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Gutted. Tonight wasn’t the result we all hoped for, but this England team has given it their all.

The passion and energy they’ve shown representing the badge has made us all proud.

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

I wish I had put a £1 on Djed Spence versus Messi in the World Cup Semi Final, 6 months ago! 😳🤪⚽️🏆

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Come on Switzerland! 🇨🇭🙏

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

C’mon! 💪🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Get in there! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

“What a silly old c***” #LovelyStory

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

⚠️ TONIGHT. 8pm. #BrokenNews.

https://t.co/Gy2XpnTLDN

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Niche facts!

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

England is the only country to ever win the men's World Cup that doesn't share a land border with another country that has won a men's World Cup. Norway and Morocco are the only teams left which could join that list this year.

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

The thing about @FIFAcom is that they are consistent and fair to all… 👏🏻

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

England will be missing Jarell Quansah for their next two games after his red card against Mexico ❌

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

That’s one poster sorted.

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Vote for the Bin to remove the rubbish 🗳️

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Hi @RobertJenrick Please could you advise how the people of Clacton are supposed to decide whether they should vote for Nigel or not, if Parliamentary standards investigations and journalists are not allowed to establish the facts with regards to his possible corruption?

[Richard Ashworth @Rashers3]

Come on Clacton! You know it makes sense! #VoteBinFace @CountBinface

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Labour says it won't stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election

As it stands, only Count Binface will run against Farage

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

🛑 BREAKING: Leave Nigel Farage Alone

👀 WATCH & SHARE: The latest #BrokenNews report.

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

The only scandal that would cause Nigel Farage to lose voters would be the discovery that he's actually a compassionate human being who has been using his wealth to fund refugee charities.