Richard Smith

Golfer, Hospitalitator and co-creator of baby Lorean.

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@Lord_Sugar @MrJamieRedknapp Calls him an idiot, spells his name wrong.

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@qikipedia I thought this was quite interesting so I took a screenshot. Might look back at it one day.

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@cuilleog @ghosted_machine @RobertSkvarla Beethoven presumably?

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@sk8bit64 @dazonic @ghosted_machine @RobertSkvarla I wonder who the 2020s equivalent is?

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@dazonic @ghosted_machine @RobertSkvarla Maybe it’s a generational thing? Rod 70s, Prince 80s and Marilyn 90s makes sense?

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@RobertSkvarla The Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow last year was the work of a satirical genius. The big reveal will come in a Netflix special.

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@domjoly have you been to Littledean Jail? Went yesterday and deeply confused and wondered if you had any insight? It’s some weird shit and not far from Cheltenham.

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Dear @netflix. Joe Goldberg reinvents himself as a prison warden. Goes to Litchfield penitentiary. Please and thank you. @PennBadgley

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@sarajcox Went to apply some deep heat to my knee late one night, just idly applied grabbed it from the bed side cabinet. Turns out to be strawberry lubricant. Still, could have been waaaay worse…

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@MartinSLewis Strained my knee running. Later that night I thought I would apply some deep heat to take the pain away. Reached for it in the dark and applied generously. Picked up the wrong tube, turns out it was strawberry lubricant.

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@PNH_Hotelier Any top tips? Going for the first time at the weekend.

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@CharlieDayQuote Janitor mops twice!

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It’s been 4.5 years since Macs dance. I still watch it on YouTube. Only piece of interpretive dance I’ve ever understood. Haunting and beautiful. @RMcElhenney @TheSunnyPodcast @alwayssunny

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@cobragolf Magic wand?

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Wait, I’m like 5 mins into @mythic_quest E7 and young poppy is a superstar! Absolutely nailing @charlottenicdao @RMcElhenney

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@elonmusk Hello!

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@TomSedgman @WhiteHoleCap @ExploreIGO @NSFVoyager2 @CassiniSaturn @NASANewHorizons @NASAJuno @NASAPersevere @IcyGiants Underrated tweet of the day.

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@Baddiel my 9 daughter was so delighted and proud to announce to me that one of the men singing ‘it’s coming home’ was also her favourite author! Blew her mind!

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@absoluteradio loving the tunes today whilst tidying the garden waiting for the new bbq to arrive! How about Hurt by Jonny Cash?