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One time my dad walked in on me masturbating to a katy perry music video and in sheer embarrassment I said “i don’t know what I’m doing” and we never talked about it

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UI’m

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@Flipsteeler @Alex_Kozora Incognito

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Guy watching figure skating: which one is Harry Sisson

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@rllydu Like hell

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@syddies98 Would(n’t)

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What if the zodiac killer was a time traveler that killed 5 hitlers

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Day 2 without zyns. The sun has risen and refuses to set. I’ve known no day longer than this, water cannot pass my lips without whispering its name. Zyn. Zyn. She calls to me.

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@_rachelbeals How could I forget

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Dan Schneider and Rex Ryan in a group chat called Feetballs

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@_rachelbeals Was going to offer then realized u meant himbo not jumbo

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@JebraFaushay @billynahreally this u?

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If Aaron Rodgers becomes VP his first official act will be a drone strike on Jimmy kimmel and his family

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What the fuck was that shot of frozen snot on Andy Reid’s moustache

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My favorite mark twank book is cuckleberry finn

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@littleseizur3s @pot8um https://t.co/zZ1JBMyuhN

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@thealexelkins a natural progression

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@gerbearofficial Did u get a pic

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@gerbearofficial Waiting for John travolta to appear and begin his hunt for man animals

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Fuck marry kill: shadrach meshach & abednego