Bill Simmons heard about the Jaylen Brown trade from his wife after she picked him up from a colonoscopy and he thought he died
“The anesthesia killed me… When this trade happened I had a camera in my ass, and I had Paul George rammed up my ass”
(Via @ringer)
Amen Thompson is the only "near untouchable" player on the Rockets' roster, per @KellyIko.
"Houston isn't actively shopping its All-Stars or other key members but are merely expressing more of a willingness to listen than at previous junctures."
Contrary to what your lying eyes and ears will tell you, this man is pussyless and gay. Only I, the neurotic, perpetual suicide risk, could tame this clearly confused and disinterested woman.
We all know this guy.
He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks.
That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup.
Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life
Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—
Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—
Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?
Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky