Backcourt Bindle

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[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Bill Simmons heard about the Jaylen Brown trade from his wife after she picked him up from a colonoscopy and he thought he died

“The anesthesia killed me… When this trade happened I had a camera in my ass, and I had Paul George rammed up my ass”

(Via @ringer)

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

[val @valtryeks]

kitty paw exercises that make you really good at basketball

[Backcourt Bindle @RatBindle]

Oh you guys don’t leave the house huh

[ana fathom @chatonluv]

OBSESSÃO EM HD PARECE OUTRO FILME KKKKKKKKKK pqp a gente assistiu errado esse tempo todo

[rachel @rachelmillman]

dick to the clippers……call it a bris

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[Backcourt Bindle @RatBindle]

I’m gonna what?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Sources: The Knicks traded No. 53 Ugonna Onyenso to the Detroit Pistons for cash.

[Backcourt Bindle @RatBindle]

Disaster

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Backcourt Bindle @RatBindle]

Somebody get my boy Reed off this fuck ass team and love him

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Amen Thompson is the only "near untouchable" player on the Rockets' roster, per @KellyIko.

"Houston isn't actively shopping its All-Stars or other key members but are merely expressing more of a willingness to listen than at previous junctures."

[Backcourt Bindle @RatBindle]

Aren’t we all?

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

She’s cute but you can tell she was one DNA change away from looking retarded.

[Backcourt Bindle @RatBindle]

Contrary to what your lying eyes and ears will tell you, this man is pussyless and gay. Only I, the neurotic, perpetual suicide risk, could tame this clearly confused and disinterested woman.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

We all know this guy.

He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks.

That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup.

Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life

[Backcourt Bindle @RatBindle]

37 - Chosen 1*

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

One. Win. Away.

[Backcourt Bindle @RatBindle]

@rengdeng @UnderdogNBA @nbastats Well done

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

No!

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky