Socrates the rat

Rat. Currently appearing in @BrainSexComedy on tour (we got 4* reviews on 2013 Edinburgh fringe) see

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

Regret to announce that Socrates passed away this morning, peacefully at home.
Private funeral, donations if wished to @HeroRATs
< 3 ~

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

Also, I am NOT a narcissist. I give my all to my audience, that's completely different. https://t.co/pBj0QHNyZW

[Timandra Harkness @TimandraHarknes]

Don't give @RatSocrates ideas. He's enough of a narcissist without introducing the "Quantified Rodent" https://t.co/HZMSWFllI3

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@TimandraHarknes Outrageous! I never gave my consent to be included in SAVSNET database. Should be at @RSSAnnualConf #RSS2015 @RoyalStatSoc

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

Frankly disappointed to learn @TimandraHarknes is going to @RSSAnnualConf without me. I taught her everything she knows about pee values

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

Somehow I'd always imagined this moment as more... glamorous https://t.co/2N8VnEn0Zi

[British Science Festival @BritishSciFest]

Hector the Astro Rat! #BSF15 (cc @RatSocrates) #spacesuit

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@TimandraHarknes I haven't heard @drmichaelcscott mention me yet. when will @bettanyhughes be back on @BBCFour?

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

What's with all the #NationalDogDay? What about the Rats? When's our day? @Herring1967 ?

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@TimandraHarknes slightly intrusive. Next time, let me clean my whiskers first please.

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@TimandraHarknes I can't picture you with @teachingofsci up your sleeve either

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@teachingofsci I would bite @TimandraHarknes for that, but that would mean getting out of my hammock. Also, she brings me food.

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@armadillos I'm rethinking the sidekick role. Although it did work for David Duchovny...

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@GregStaskowski I have given up on @TimandraHarknes and am writing my own scripts.

[Ian @teachingofsci]

Attn @RatSocrates? https://t.co/0h0EQSnxBm

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@teachingofsci alas, @TimandraHarknes has failed to equip me with an instagram account.

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@TimandraHarknes I certainly do. That @JoBrodie sounds like a decisive and trustworthy person.

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@armadillos Hmm.. [pitches new TV detective series starring a rather talented white rat with idiot redhead human sidekick]

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

I could listen to @bettanyhughes talk about me all day. Or all night. https://t.co/0FuMepJoyT

[Timandra Harkness @TimandraHarknes]

In philosophical mood, @RatSocrates watches @BettanyHughes. Because the unexamined life is not worth living.

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

Finally, we're getting the credit we deserve. Training humans to reward our superhuman skills.
H/T @armadillos https://t.co/XSjcLIuVa7

[Science Friday @scifri]

Three words:

Crime.
Fighting.
Rats.

http://t.co/sgvEYJ0Q2W

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@comedyjohnryan "it"? HE, if you don't mind. I'll warrant my credentials swing heavier than yours, young man. @TimandraHarknes

[Socrates the rat @RatSocrates]

@bettanyhughes @OpenUniversity regrettably, my home too far from the TV for a decent view & @TimandraHarknes too busy on @BBCRadio4 <,:3 ~