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🏳️‍🌈 They/Them. Capricorn stellium. Don't call me Queen.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

I dare you to drop your last saved photo without explanation..

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@valeriasistrunk Ppl are being wilfully obtuse in these comments 😒 being called wifey material is basically being called the adult version of a good girl. There's more to life. ♥️

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Apparently, he worked his ass off to be rude to a gay server (wouldn't even tell him his order) in the airport lounge too 😒 fuckin' loser

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

2 Chainz got into a DEBATE with Keith Lee after bringing up the BAD REVIEW Keith gave his restaurant, with Keith arguing that his reviews should reflect how REGULAR CUSTOMERS are treated, while 2 Chainz insisted celebrities EARN special treatment 😳👀

2 Chainz also questioned whether Keith’s strict diet as a former athlete affects his TASTE in food and how he judges restaurants.

“I’m an entertainer, and obviously we get perks that other people don’t get. That’s just period, my boy. I don’t stand in line at the airport. I don’t do none of that because I done worked my ass off to do this.”

[Athena @tarmactorque]

When this conversation comes up, I always go back to this really succinct quote from Fran Lebowitz.

[Spooky Spice 🧡 @OnePunchSham]

I have never seen someone with so many original thoughts in my life. This woman is a once in a generation talent 😭😂😂.

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@samieams2 Omg I miss her so much. I think of her often 😭 her "b left the door open" video was a fave

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And there's some misogyny here (no surprise) with ppl saying dude has too many women friends.

Nah. You can either simply go from point A to point B, or you can make the journey as sweet as the destination.

There are people who need the 2nd one!

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At first, I thought the OP did fine...then I remembered there are people in the world who have higher levels romance and thoughtfulness fr. Sometimes 😂 your best isn't good enough and you gotta put more work in!

[Kayden @rhascus]

First ever gay guy bridezilla just dropped

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I love how quickly and ridiculously she responds 😂

[Livy Fans @OpiumRazor]

Masters in manipulation… https://t.co/cbLtwndauo

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from:

-getting humiliated
-showing up terrified and doing it anyway
-admitting you might be the problem

[ッ @WhosMental]

You've gotta be more afraid of wasting ur life than embarrassing yourself.

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@_sugatits @itslexbytheway Way too short. I like that she defended Connor Storrie when they tried to objectify him, but I'm still good on her.

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Work tends to take up a lot of headspace. So I'm not always good about it. But I've been more consistent!

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I'm so proud of my return to journaling.

I've journaled for years. I started after realizing I wanted a way to keep touch with my former selves...and I wanted to move away from some of the ppl who knew those versions of me. I didn't want to rely on them for memories.

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What if some of the fatigue I used to feel was really terrible dehydration 🤔

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@Rex_Mare 😂😂

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This would have been on tumblr

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Edging implies a degree of free-time and so is inherently bourgeois. Cranking it is proletarian, the working man’s orgasm.

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If I got married, I'd want to get married the afternoon or evening of one day, and have the reception midday on the next day.

Why? Happy shit overwhelms me 😭😂

[Jenson Puffin ہائدی 🐦‍⬛🎀 @MissOoo1g]

Women are so much funnier than men

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@chrisisclueless I saw a comment on one of her tiktoks that said "you be using tf out yo 24 hours a day" 😂