Foxy Stoner

Artist. Lover. Toker.

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@chrisiousity @BSmithBenS Used to work as a healthcare admin. Once had a nurse come ask me if I could show her "how to stop writing in italics in word?"

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@UofAgrad97 @EliMcCann Best advice I ever got when I had my son was to open the diaper, use the front of it to fan that area, then just put it back down to catch the inevitable stream, then go ahead and change the diaper. 👍

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@hannahjonescool I'm old enough to remember when we thought Ask Jeeves was the most valuable tool ever created. 🤷‍♀️

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@FondOfBeetles Oh, there's an old saying that covers what he's trying to express: "Simple pleasures for simple minds."

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@Chopsmath @ask_aubry Yup! My ex used to try to take me to court for absolutely stupid reasons, & it was always fun to go to court and hear the judge tell him what an idiot he is. One time when I was served, I just laughed so hard; I don't think the process sever was used to getting that reaction 🤣

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@_slimarella_ As a pan woman, I did my "experimenting" with guys & girls when I was 12 - 16, and it was fairly easy to find other willing "experimentors" at that age. I guess maybe it's harder to find willing participants in experimentation if you don't start until after adolescence. 😳

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@eofallthings "Kids can't get depression. They have nothing to be depressed about." - My mom to me when I was a severely depressed pre-teen. My mom had depression, herself, most of her life, and was even on medication for it at the time I tried to talk to her about my depression.

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@DarkPromoo Instead of offering to promote me (for money, I'm sure) why don't you just go ahead and subscribe to my OF, yourself? ✌️

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@REDSEASHAWTY The only people who start looking worse when they hit 30 are the ones who peaked in high school.

[J🇺🇸 @the_fem_tm]

The idea that promiscuity is okay for men but not women never made since to me. Unless all of these men are sleeping with other men, promiscuity for men means promiscuity for women too.

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

Saturdays. 😜💋

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

Hooray for it finally being Friday! What are your plans for the weekend?

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@d_la_reina Hope that job pays extremely well, because the cost of living in Canada is insane right now. Average price for a 1 bdrm rental in TO is $2500/mo. Average price of the houses for sale is around $800K. Also, TO specifically is heavily polluted (air) and overcrowded. Good luck!

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@hotboiirobby My point is, it goes both ways, & BOTH sides start AND reply with the "jokes;" isn't ALWAYS just 1 way. And the reason why people make those jokes in the first place, is typically because they literally don't realize that vaginas also vary in size & shape the way penises do. ✌️

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@hotboiirobby According to the Kama Sutra, the *best* sex occurs when you find the peen with a size & shape that perfectly matches the size & shape of your vajayjay. One person's "too small/too big" is another person's "just right." And that goes both ways! ✌️

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@hotboiirobby Just like there are naturally different sizes and shapes to the shafts of different people's peens, there are also naturally different sizes and shapes to different people's vaginal shafts/canals. They are not all just some standard size and shape, virgin or not.

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@marianaavilal Man, I'm so old I remember when Sleeping Beauty's name was Briar Rose, instead of Aurora 😳

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@FuntimeSadness It IS a hot girl post! 😜

[Foxy Stoner @RavenRain]

@tartan23 @ABC @washingtonpost Exactly. I've gotten worse off financially since Biden took office, too. And I'm Canadian and live in Canada 🤣 pretty sure the whole world's economy has gone down the crapper since the pandemic. 🤷‍♀️