Roland 🏴‍☠️

My personal Twitter, a little bit of politics, I also have some of my photography on @outsidethewhale

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@RNLI The heroic volunteers of the RNLI make our world a better place. That’s something anyone with any sense would respect and be proud of.

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@ShappiKhorsandi And the less stress the parents feel the sooner the baby calms down. I usually smile and blow raspberries if a baby near me is crying, proximity to an idiot usually makes them curious enough to quieten down.

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@AngelaBarnes @jayrayner1 I found a picture of Jay at the dinner table.

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[Team Picturehouse @picturehouses]

Win big 🐻🍊 To celebrate the release of Paddington in Peru we've teamed up with @studiocanaluk to give away 10 bundles of merch, including a Paddington talking toy, a jar of marmalade & more!

To win, RT this post and tag a friend you'll be seeing Paddington in Peru with 👇

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@AngelaBarnes I think you’ll find it’s clock in my car car is back to being right again day.

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@AngelaBarnes @BBCOne Wow, I would have assumed you been on it before! A Friday night highlight!

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@Herring1967 Surely if your cum tasted of cheese you’d need to do more than just wash your dick. Eat less cheese and more Parma Violets?

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@bechillcomedian When was anything done for the good of the public as a whole? Total revolution, then we tell the landlords what to do.

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@guardiannews He was never that popular anyway, his party won because the alternative was so awful, even then the Labour spin doctors knew he wasn’t the party’s strength.

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@snowlingc @RevRichardColes No, the place where Wivelsfield station is is actually called Worlds End, Wivelsfield and Wivelsfield Green are pretty much adjacent to each other.

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@rufusjones1 Presumably they admitted it when they realised people would pay good money to see dogs painted as pandas.

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@JulianClary Are you reading it as a book and on a screen because it’s a stereo recording?

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@Herring1967 Wordle 1,183 2/6

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@LucyABeaumont Anyone who thinks there isn’t plenty of funny women can’t have seen any comedy lately. Not only are there lots of funny women they are fresher and funnier than many of the men.

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@daraobriain ‘Should have’

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@lauralexx Never has an admission like ‘I’m hammered’ been so surplus to requirements. In the true spirit of stand up you were saying what we were all thinking. Have fun!

[RNLI @RNLI]

When temperatures rise above 25°C, the risk of accidental drowning increases by five times!

UK waters remain cold, even on hot days, and can cause cold water shock. Acclimatise carefully and if you're struggling, remember #FloatToLive.

Sharing this could save a life 💙

[Shoreham Lifeboat @SLifeboatRNLI]

It’s Wednesday which means it’s training day for our crews

See them in action launching our two lifeboats from 6pm 🌊💙🧡 #RNLI