An Sasanach

Irishman hiding in an Englishman’s body - London/Galway/Clare/Liverpool- Pints n tha

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

@IrishRail I just tried to, is this a joke?

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Was on a @IrishRail bus replacement yesterday and the driver had no idea where he was going. Went the wrong way a lot. Went down a country road, hit the top of the bus off a bridge, had to turn back the same way. Me n passengers giving directions. 3 hours from Ennis to Oranmore

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Why is the student Irish times so much better than the actual Irish times

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

People in the comments misunderstanding this. A right to housing would mean the government has a legal right to home you at any cost and is in violation if they don’t. There is already more than enough houses in Ireland for everyone

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Human rights organisation Amnesty International has made fresh calls for a referendum on the right to housing in Ireland
https://t.co/OUA1qIqM0T

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

My housemate, hearing me use the kitchen and bathroom for 30 minutes: time for a bath
Me, 4 pints deep in bed 30 seconds: 😏

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

@ago_clare @Eye_Leash

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

My dad is in a huff because he hasn’t heard back about a job and my mam is getting annoyed because she heard down Supervalu that he got the job. He’s been sulking for days and she’s like ‘you don’t understand the Supervalu grapevine’

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Power has gone out for the rest of the day in my girlfriends office and she’s being let go home early. St Patrick himself reaching out of the heavens to unplug the office

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

American cops unsure whether they can shoot a zebra or not: is it white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

A US man is being treated in hospital after he was attacked and severely injured by his own aggressive zebra, which was shot dead by police, officers in the state of Ohio said
https://t.co/S20qoZJgiX

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Give me two blue ghosts and I will cure the Burke family

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

The Irish government once again picking one of the smallest issues to tackle so they have something to say they’ve done by the next election. It’s like Prince Andrew using sweat as his main defence

Happy international women’s day!

[The Irish Times @IrishTimes]

Referendum on removing constitutional reference to woman’s ‘life within the home’ to be held in November https://t.co/gasgm5Vd1e

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Why would you support a party that openly admits to changing policy when they get into government?

[Paul Hosford @PTHosford]

Asked about this at a press conference in the last 15 minutes, Green Party junior minister Malcolm Noonan intimated that Green Party policy and Green Party in government policy aren't always the same thing.

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Awful

[Irish Times Opinion @IrishTimesOpEd]

‘The rebirth of the Bert reminds us of how far we have come and how terrible a price we have paid for that journey. If Ireland is a much less corrupt country now, it is not because we saw the light but because we saw the darkness’ (via @IrishTimesOpEd )

https://t.co/WJaMVEVHxG

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

NO FILM has been more perfectly named than Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night speaking really rushed and panicked in a language I’d never heard before. Really freaked me out. Then I remembered that French is her native language

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

I simply do not understand the Bertie Ahern stuff just from Fianna Fails point of view. The guy is damaged goods even within his own party and will not stand up to the faintest of questions about his dodgy finances

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Business idea: a washer/dryer that can actually dry a load of washing

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

@Eye_Leash And just over 50% were right to think that

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

My support for brexit has plummeted dramatically since it got in the way of me having sex with my French girlfriend

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Guy in my hostel room asked me to vaporub his back and I said yes. What is the hostel etiquette on vaporubbing someone’s back.

He is now watching a tiktok video on how to text girls at 11:30pm that includes tips like ‘text to ask if they got home safe’

[An Sasanach @Raw450]

Staying in a hostel in Liverpool on a Monday out of season and it’s pretty grim, tried looking for hotels for the rest of the week and all the cheap ones are windowless?