Jeyenore Muscawk

Big Time Hater

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

inspired by true events

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

*Peach or Pineapple

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@len0killer I need to get like you son! My fiskars ain't shit!!!

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@cringe_genius @J0EGLEAS0N I would be thrilled to see you in the city of "brotherly love" aka Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (for those of you not in the "know").!

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@aubreyplazawyd As a true JOEBOX™️ ride or die soldier, I regret to inform you I'm on my way to end your life.

[miles @milesdotgov]

HBO’s The Shitt

Nurse: doctor, we have a new patient, he just shat

Doctor: goddamn it, this day will never end

Doctor 2: WOULD SOMEONE CLEAN UP ALL THE SHIT ON THE FLOOR? I GOT THREE PATIENTS WHO JUST SHIT

Nurse 2: I’m so stressed because of all the poop…

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

Y'all ever wanna eat sloppy joes naked in bed but yo nuts stank a lil too much to take your underwear off but not enough to make you want to shower???

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@benaveryisgood This is very sad to see, this man needs serious tool brand guidance. We are hitting all time Lowes here(pun intended)!!!
*I grab my pistol and put it in my mouth and contemplate in silence for a few minutes before removing it*
"Eh, maybe tomorrow..."

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@tiredshiba_ Have discernable skills and/or good work ethic. Thats what helped me. Geographic location and many other factors also play a role. It's hard to give really concrete answers without more background information.

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@MeekMill there are like 4 names on there that are repeated

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

which is for most part why poorer people tend to succeed in the trades. You are willing to do more and risk more when you come from a lower socioeconimic background.

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

I had a friend who lost a portion of his finger during his probationary period in the ironworkers union. He quit shortly afterwards, I understand tbh. Needless to say he never struck me as a manual laborer to begin with, this is what happens when yout try to cosplay as bluecollar

[Blake S. Taylor Investigations 🚫 @YoungGun8140]

This should be the orientation video at every blue collar plant.

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

Shit aint on you its in you so pretenders will be filtered eventually. Ive witnessed a lot of people who couldnt cut it in my career of general labor. Some surprised me others didnt. Needless to say you gotta be prepared to sacrifice your body and dignity unfortunately to make it

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@mikerecine I refuse to pay for twitter and also refuse the use autocorrect/fill. So I reseve the right to delete replies in order to correct spelling mistakes and better elaborate on my points to fit within the free character allotment. Death to all Satans, both greater and lesser.

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@mikerecine I am willing to quit my job and take on the role of lead sercurity to protect the life of Mike Recine. No payment needed. It is the duty of all GreasyJerseyDagos to defend one another. Even if that means I can't personally take out Los Pollos the least I can protect Mike Recine💗

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

Preformative Male panhandling at an I-95 off ramp with a cardboard sign that reads "Will Woke 4 Pussy"

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

Let me fuck it and cum in it PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!

[mae @cruxlust]

can u tell that my butt is currently SCREAMING to breathe rn, my other pants are in the dirty laundry and all i have are these small jeans

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@jakebrodes LED = LITERALLY EVIL DEVICE
each LED bulb contains a small fragment of hell which it uses to cast BAD LIGHT on GOOD PEOPLE!!!!

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@QueenNephi @pinkchyu Make everyone in the establishment like up on their knees the house that jack built style and painting the room with brains, bone, and blood.

[Jeyenore Muscawk @RayGexSetard]

@jakebrodes I was taking 250mg at one point and it gave me the capacity to eat like Shaggy for approximately 45 minutes after that I'd be paralyzed and my body felt like it was filled with bees.