Friend of the Program

Tweedy impertinence with lawyerly affectations. Literally is figuratively my Waterloo.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

It remains undefeated

[David French @DavidAFrench]

One thing that's interesting about Justice Roberts's birthright citizenship opinion is how his careful explanation of history shows how the immigration debate rarely changes. The argument that "these people are too different to join us" has just failed, socially, culturally, economically, and morally, time and time again.

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[R.J. Lehmann @raylehmann]

The thing that drives U.S. haters mad about USMNT success is that there's actually nothing you can say about them that would upset an American. The typical American viewer's response to winning games in the World Cup is to think it's delightful, but also hilarious.

[Dan Connolly @danconnolly2016]

It's official. The Montreal Canadiens are out of the playoffs and my favorite stat holds for another year. A U.S. team has won the Canadian Football League's Grey Cup (Baltimore Stallions, 1995) more recently than a Canadian team has won the NHL's Stanley Cup (Montreal, 1993).

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

It took 70 years but it finally happened

[EJ @ejmichele]

They really should have ref cams in the NHL. It makes them so much more sympathetic. They’re not always right but how could you be when you’re basically trying to manage the world’s most violent kindergarten class

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

P.K. Subban has fulfilled his $10 million commitment to Montreal Children’s Hospital — the largest donation by an athlete in Canadian history ❤️

A decade-long promise kept, with approximately 100,000 children helped. Respect 🫡

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

loved her work but this is really disappointing. i hope she can clear this up

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is art

[theScore @theScore]

POTENTIAL GOAL OF THE YEAR IN THE KHL! 👀

(🎥: @khl_eng)

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

USA beats Canada in men's Olympics, women's Olympics and Paralympics gold medal games. It's officially our sport now.

[Scarlett’s Movie Musings @ScarletCinema]

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time!”

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce

[FafGuy @FafGuy2k]

The USU Hurd absolutely crushing it tonight with the cow theme! Go Aggies!!!

[James Duthie @tsnjamesduthie]

Someone watches their first ever hockey game tonight. It's outside in Florida, one team shows up in football uniforms, the other as 1700s Patriots, one coach is Scarface, the goalies fight, and at the end they do a bunch of breakaways to break the tie. Fever dream sport.

[Pat Thorman @Pat_Thorman]

Fuck these people - and fuck you if you defend them

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Nobody can do another bracket after this.

I don't even care what the topic is. It's perfect.

Take a bow, everybody.

[Evan Miyakawa @EvanMiya]

Over Michigan's last 8 games, they have been beating the spread by an average of 20.5 points. Not winning by over 20 points, COVERING by over 20 points.

[Brandon Koretz @BrandonKoretz]

History! Michigan just broke the Big Ten men’s basketball record for most wins by 40+ points in a single season (6).

They’re only 12 games into the season.