@justMizuyuki That is because women are lefties and women can repress their sex drives to degrees that men simply cannot unless they are castrated. But women fantasize about right wing men and hate themselves for it, making them undateable (self-hatred causes inevitable relational dysfunction)
@LetoAtreides99@Tomaszz55@berserksouls In the majority of 1v1 boss fights summons are useless, there's a few other fights in DS2 where NPCs are a game changer. I always summon Manscorpion Tark for the Nakja fight, and I summon all the available NPCs at the start of Frigid Outskirts to make that level tolerable
Me, a Germanic Pagan: "Oh like Sol and Máni. Men's restroom is the moon door then."
My buddy Alexandra, a Hellenist: "Oh like Apollo and Artemis. Women to then moon I guess."
My buddy Ken, a Shintoist: "Oh like Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi. Gotta go right."
@MlSAKERU he hopped in the comments just to confidently announce to the world that he's a stupid chud when nobody even cared about him in the first place