Ray P. Hans

Illini grad 02’| grabber of thighs | sweater vest activist | kams trivia winner 2x | GSC bouncer | Lyft driver | MO’s burrito enthusiast

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@Polymarket give me my $80 deposit back it’s not my fault you guys messed up with all the free promos

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@BookitWithTrent @pikkitsports Please take France

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@murderousernie @WillDonGilb @W_B_Rick I’ll give it to you pride month Pca is inevitable

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@WillDonGilb @W_B_Rick Idk about you but I’d rather pay this man 700k a year for plays like this than 20 million a year for Pca to eat shit in the outfield

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@BauerOutage @whitesox let’s give this man a chance! I really don’t see why Jerry’s cheap ass hasn’t given this man a call yet, could be a big addition to our not so deep bullpen

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@BarstoolBigCat He’s going back to the 305

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The warriors gonna sign bron and trade for kd just watch

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@Hoopss Curry kyrie butler giannis wemby

[Crawford @Mattheius2783]

I’ve been attending between 15-30 games a year for the last 25 years.

Yesterday was one of the best nights I’ve ever had at a #WhiteSox game.

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@wrench_allen8 You forget to add the Sox winning 22-1

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@br_betting Fuck this nigga and fuck the rays, also caminero too you fucking spook I didn’t forget about your bitch ass choke on a popsicle ban

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@KillHimJoziah Shit if I was on the hornets I’d be worse than AD

[Bance Armstrong @WannaMeetCartii]

Dumbfuck clown crying not because his snake son got drafted, but because he never has to leave the couch for the rest of his life now.

Further proof that amazing things happen to the worst people you know

[Caleb Wilson @CalebWilson2025]

SEE RED! 🔴🐂

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@ChiBearsMuse Luther burden opoy

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@therealburns3 Drose

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

22-3 in their last 25 home games think it’s safe to say chicagos team is back

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

what do you say we keep these good vibes going?

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

@BauerOutage White Sox really need some pitching Bauer and the southside would love to have you

[Ray P. Hans @RayPHans]

Caminero count you days stupid monkey beaner bitch ass fucking n*gger I hope your grandma burns to death