RayDivine

Think Happy Thoughts; Say Happy Words; Do Happy Deeds;
and Soon, You'll Be Happy!

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

But even that’s better than joining the Donner Dinner Party!
And hey! I said I wanted Grey Poupon, NOT Grey Poop On!
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Happy #National #JunkFoodDay #JunkFood #DumpsterDiving #Dinner #GreyPoupon
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

That Awkward Moment! When you realize no one younger than you knows about the space program’s love of Tang, as in “After Neil drank all the Tang!”
#DeanSays #Comedy #FunFact #MoonLanding #Apollo #Golf #Kickboxing #Tang #NASA
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

Also, the perfect day to get a delicious brain freeze!
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Happy #National #IceCreamDay
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

Helps to point to the other hiker and rub your tummy while making yummy sounds.
Wait! Is this why everyone keeps asking me to hike with them?
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Helpful #LifeTip #NoFear #Bear #HikingTips #Running
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

Which is one way of riding high on the range.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Government #GrassFed #Beef #Cattle #Cows #Arrest #Livestock #Stoned #Stoner #Grass #Pot #Marijuana #High
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[RayDivine @Ray_Divine]

@Bradgohtrades guide

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

If you want a joke today, just learn the basics and beyond with my 5-Volume Book Series “How To Write All Kinds Of Comedy Jokes”: https://t.co/FJfBu20swx
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #JurassicDogOnSteroidsAteMyHomework #Joke #TRex #Dinosaurs #HunterLikesDinosaurs #HiHunter
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

A.k.a. when teddy bears find out you ate all the honey!
What we need is better Teddy Bear Control.
Call your Congressperson now!
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #TeddyBears #Angry #Bad #Mad #Honey #Control #Congress #PlushPanic
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

Censored, because I have a religious aunt who sometimes sees my posts.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #Happy #NationalNudeDay #FriendlyReminder #TheBirthOfVenus #Nude #Woman #NudeWoman #Art #Porn
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

And Thaaaaaaat Other Awkward Moment!
When she finally gets in the mood, she runs out of power.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #DiamondDean #ThatAwkwardMoment #Comedy #Companion #LoveRobot
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

I recently reworked and revamped my book “Hanging On With Hitchcock: Unlock Hitchcock’s Secrets To Mastering Suspense Before It’s Too Late …” Added several examples for each technique from a variety of genres, including comedy! #DeanSongs #DiamondDean #HangingOnWithHitchcock

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

And in true suspense fashion, using the technique known as the ticking clock, the price rises again the day after Hitchcock’s birthday, jumping to $7.99 on August 14. Here's a promo song I created a couple months ago.
https://t.co/gb5pDiQtG5
#Book #Promo #Song #NewSongs #New

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

Still only $4.99! But since I worked so hard to update this book with new examples, expanded techniques, and clearer guidance, BUY TODAY before the price jumps to $6.99 on August 1.

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

Even if you've never seen an Alfred Hitchcock movie, you can still learn how to add suspense to any project using the techniques and tips in this book.
https://t.co/79gOClh4QA
#DeanSays #DiamondDean #HangingOnWithHitchcock #AlfredHitchcock #TheMasterOfSuspense #HowTo #Suspense

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

And Thaaaaaaat Other Awkward Moment!
When you learn the hard way how flying overhead makes pigs incontinent.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #DiamondDean #ThatAwkwardMoment #Comedy #WhenPigsFly #Women #Relationships
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[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

Nothing against “Granny Was Quite A Rocker” by The Phony Realists, but I'm so pleased to say my most listened-to song this week was “Frenemies With Benefits” by The Family Jewels!
https://t.co/iigJhK2mWE
#DeanSays #DeanSongs #DiamondDean #TheFamilyJewels #FWB #FWBs #NewSongs

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

This is the opening song of the album: “Forever. Really?” which has lots of fun songs like this song, the title song, plus “I Feel Sad for All the Lonely Sharks,” “If I Really Loved You,” and “Advice from a Clown.” And more!
#FrenemiesWithBenefits #NewMusic #Comedy #Humor

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

I feel better having people listen to this one!
It's a catchy, humorous love song.
Opens with a joke.
And then gets into a humorous story.

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

Unless it’s a “seedless watermelon,” ‘cause then it’s only 80% seeds.
#DeanSays #DeanMemes #Comedy #FunFact #FunFacts #Watermelon #Water #Melon #Seeds
#LRC #WatermelonSeries #Run
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[RayDivine @Ray_Divine]

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