Dirty Ray

Seen one fat guy, you've seen us all. I drink and work in bars, If you see me in one pull up a stool.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

So, what are you wearing?. . . . .

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Yet again another set back in my quest to find out if I walk like I do because of spinal damage or MS. I guess I was supposed to get an MRI, unfortunately no one bothered to send a referral.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Meh.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

"WOW, you'll do that kind of stuff?!" Yes baby, I'm old,fat, crippled,and ugly. I have to do the weird stuff to keep women interested.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Liquored up on Valentine's Day, like I usually am. There is a pattern here.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

It's Valentine's weekend, let's see how much I am loved. Of course I will have to take a woman out to dinner and more

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Great, smells like something is dead in my garage. Now I get to do a body recovery search.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

I will never understand the need of my mother to make other people's problems her's. And of course I will be the one that has to clean up the mess.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Let's hope I am cleared to full weight on my left foot tomorrow. I am getting really tired of this walking boot again.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

I just was contacted by an old girlfriend that burned me good. Let see what bullshit she has to say to me now.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

And now the gun fire starts around my house.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

I actually made it to Midnight, now to finish my bottle and go to bed if I can. Luckily I am off till Monday.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

20 minutes to go till midnight, will my old ass make it or fall asleep before?

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

What's the best way to tell a roommate that their significant other STINKS! I had to take a Clorox wipe to the couch where they sat.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Christmas is over, time to go back to being my usual asshole self.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Crap, I just sent a message to the craziest of crazy exes. Oh well.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Wow it's a major holiday and there are no fireworks or gunshots going off around my neighborhood.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

Up and a little liquored, haven't been like this in a while.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

I am unfortunately up and thinking about everything.

[Dirty Ray @RaymanAZ]

It may be time to change my place of employment again. Or I should just finish my disability paperwork and file. I am going through kidney failure and am crippled. Hopefully it will be approved.