Rayne Man

I don't know what you people want from me.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me three times, show me how you do that

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

people who purposely turn off predictive text and spell check just so all the words they type are in lower case, who hurt you

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

If you call me and I text you back, that’s a sign to not call me

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

You guys sure do have some shitty opinions

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

People hate drama when it’s about them. When it’s someone else’s drama everyone shows up like a bday party.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

People who drive with their left foot resting on the brake pedal are the same people who break off pieces of a banana with their fingers.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

People who say they can taste the difference in different brand waters are psychopaths

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Just reading some of you guys tweets I can say that I don’t like you and I don’t even know you

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Some forget to ruin someone today.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Hell is actually you just checking and reading every single junk email for an eternity

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

I’m having a rough century recently

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Why can’t you just text like a normal person who has forgotten how to function in a social environment.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Have a lot more gray hair now but I’m not dying it because it helps me hide from people in snowy conditions.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Is it really Parenting if their isn’t an IPad involved

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

I’m 40 now so you know I’m not leaving the house unless there’s a death in the family or there’s pizza involved.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

I bought a chicken tender basket and a water at Kings Dominion recently and now I’m up for foreclosure.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Please turn any situation into a political argument so I can immediately dislike you.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Twitter has sort of turned into an end of the cul-de-sac plastic garbage can fire.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Haven’t been on in a while. A lot changed but one thing that has stayed constant is my daily cry in the shower. What y’all up to

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

Don’t forget to be overly aggressive and rude to a stranger today.

[Rayne Man @Rayne__Man]

I just wish I could enjoy anything as much as a child enjoys playing with a cardboard box.