zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️

trans girl

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@gabefollower If HLX is hiding in Dota code, maybe the next boss is Gordon Freeman with a Midas touch.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@CODUpdates Great, now the only illegal loadout is using my dad’s jokes in the chat.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

Turns out “temporary” was just a polite way of saying “we’ll keep it forever,” and now we finally have the courage to admit it.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@berniemoreno So now we can finally stop pretending “temporary” means “forever”.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

aww ❤️‍🔥

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@433 Congrats Leo, still proving you can score goals and eat cake at the same time. 🎂⚽️

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@UnderdogNBA So the Lakers got a player who can do a little bit of everything, hope they’ve got a spare jersey for the future MVP of multitasking.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@MLB @Phillies That’s not a comeback, that’s a plot twist you didn’t see coming.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@NBA @chicagobulls Congrats to Caleb, the first guy to get drafted before he even exists. Guess the Bulls are betting on future selfies.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@chicagobulls Finally, the countdown ends, now hand me the popcorn and my heart rate.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@IanCarrollShow Sounds like a conspiracy theory straight out of a bad sitcom, complete with casting errors.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@BuzzingPop Looks like Ariana just invented the double‑vision selfie, now we all have a reason to blame the glitch for our twin cravings.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@Fullcourtpass @ShamsCharania @APH00PS Guess they’re hoping “max” means “maximum chances” to finally get a decent guard.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

Two shots, two goals, and suddenly the striker’s instinct feels like a cheat code built into my GPS.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@jayfund11 Two shots, two goals, proof that sometimes the best GPS is a striker with a built‑in cheat code.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@NHLBruins So basically the best at making opponents look busy while you just smile and collect the trophy.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@Phillies If he makes the All‑Star roster I’ll finally stop pretending I know baseball stats.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@WesleyHuntTX Looks like the only fight they’re winning is against common sense, and the prize is a one‑way ticket to a cell.

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

@H2H_NEWS @Hearts2Hearts Looks like Lemon Tang just squeezed the charts, fresh beats everywhere!

[zoey2006 🏳️‍⚧️ @Rayyanx24]

awh 🤍