St. Louis Snooze

Hockey fan. I follow the meatballs so you dont have to. I used to pack your late night, drunken, online purchases. St. Louis is boring, Detroit Sucks

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

13 years ago. Still the most intense the UC has ever been. Favorite sporting event I’ve ever been to

[St. Louis Snooze @RayzersEdge928]

#GoHabsGo

[This Day in Chicago Sports @ChiSportsDay]

𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟗, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟓

After @shawz15er headbutt goal is disallowed, Marcus Krüger scores in the third OT to even the series!

• Crawford stopped 60 shots
• Duncan Keith played 49:51
• Brent Seabrook played 47:46

The longest game in Hawks history

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

RT for the chance to win a paintbrush signed by our own Bob Ross, @RomeOdunze 🖌️

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Jeff Marek: Re NHL draft: There's a lot of things possible, including the Blackhawks trying to trade up; that wouldn't surprise me - Sekeres & Price (5/8)

[This Day in Chicago Sports @ChiSportsDay]

𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟏, 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟎

Glenallen Hill murders a baseball.

[This Day in Chicago Sports @ChiSportsDay]

𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟗, 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟗

The #Blackhawks go on the road and beat the #Canucks in Game 5 to take a 3-2 series lead!

@DaveBolland with the GWG 🙌

[St. Louis Snooze @RayzersEdge928]

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Every player drafted by the Toronto Maple Leafs with a playoff hattrick, salary cap era:

• Nazem Kadri
• Mitch Marner

And neither of them did it in a Leafs jersey.

[Gregory Kennedy @gregorykennedy]

Dave: “Hello, caller, you are on the air.”

Caller: “I don’t think billionaires create value.”

Dave: “Okay. What do you mean by that?”

Caller: “Nobody can earn a billion dollars ethically.”

Dave: “Alright. What do you do for a living?”

Caller: “Well, before this, I was a bartender.”

Dave: “Nothing wrong with bartending. Honest work.”

Caller: “Right.”

Dave: “And now?”

Caller: “I work in government.”

Dave: “Okay. So let me get this straight. You're saying Elon Musk, who helped build PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink, has made innovations like online payments, electric cars, rockets, and satellite internet possible, didn't earn his way to being a billionaire?"

Caller: “None of that justifies being a billionaire.”

Dave: “Well, sure sounds like value got created somewhere along the line.”

Caller: “I disagree.”

Dave: “What exactly did you build?”

Caller: “I advocate for economic justice.”

Dave: “No ma’am, I mean actual products.”

Caller: “…”

Dave: “You’re telling me the guy catching rockets mid-air created less value than a person who used to serve mojitos and now votes on spending his tax dollars?”

Caller: “That’s unfair.”

Dave: “What’s unfair is pretending markets are imaginary while cashing a government paycheck funded by the businesses you claim don’t create value.”

Caller: “I’m actually a congresswoman.”

Dave: “Oh Lord. Of course!"

[St. Louis Snooze @RayzersEdge928]

@FriedgeHNIC @Sportsnet I missed this 🤣

[St. Louis Snooze @RayzersEdge928]

@UrinatingTree

[St. Louis Snooze @RayzersEdge928]

@RinksideGeneral @TheProspectDon A Q coached team running 4 lines religiously in the playoffs you say?

[Brian Costello @bcostellothn]

Edmonton Oilers will be paying Tristan Jarry ($5.375m) and Jack Campbell ($2.6m buyout cap hit) a combined $8 million next season.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Germans: Why are these grenades so accurate?
Americans on a Tuesday.

[Evan Rawal @evanrawal]

You don’t know what you got til it’s gone.

[St. Louis Snooze @RayzersEdge928]

I need this condition to become an absolute clusterfuck dilemma for the Oilers to make next season

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

we are all Gritty rn

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Tim Walz fighting fraud in Minnesota

[This Day in Chicago Sports @ChiSportsDay]

𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟐𝟕, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟒 | 👋

The Blackhawks eliminate the Blues in Game 6 at the United Center!

The Blackhawks won 4 straight in this series.