Razer

Sys Admin | Silly Goose Enthusiast

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝙧𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘆 。 ‍ @ERlDIANS]

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rocky need fucking break.

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[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

With enough sunshine, the flowers will bloom, little goose

[WaterSheep🇵🇸 #ThankYouTabata @WaterSheepO1]

Cancer...normally I'd never cheer for you under any circumstances...but...

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Mayonnaise is officially an instrument, according to a new study commissioned by Hellman’s

Researchers found it fits the scientific definition when used to intentionally create sound

[Coors Field Cat @CoorsFieldCat]

POV: It’s MLB Opening Week & you can’t wait for your friends (& all their food scraps) to return to the ballpark soon!

[Caitlin Kalinowski @kalinowski007]

I resigned from OpenAI. I care deeply about the Robotics team and the work we built together. This wasn’t an easy call. AI has an important role in national security. But surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got. This was about principle, not people. I have deep respect for Sam and the team, and I’m proud of what we built together.

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

duck being abducted

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> be nerds
> look into persona (used by discord)
> kyc (know your customer) service
> used for age verification
> search on internet (shodan)
> find weird server
> image 1
> openai-watchlistdb.withpersona
> openai-watchlistdb-testing.withpersona
> lolwtf
> look inside
> supposed to be behind cloudflare to hide ip
> openai messed up
> not behind cloudflare
> real ip shown
> using google cloud
> lookup cert history
> 2023-11-16 created
> 2024-02-28 gets cert
> 2024-03-04 prod goes live
> google stuff
> openai and persona partners
> partner around timeline of certs
> back to searching stuff
> find withpersona-gov
> look inside
> okta (image 2)
> lolwtf
> look inside
> website accidentally leaking stuff
> fedramp-private-backend-api
> look inside
> api .js accidentally exposed
> look inside
> wtf "SARInstructionsCard"
> wtf "app.onyx.withpersona-gov"
> wtf "FINTRAC"
> wtf "PrivatePartnershipProjectNameCodes"
> image 3
> wtf "AsyncSelfie"
> look inside
> openai, persona, send data to us gov
> feds map face to financial records
> map face using AI
> map face to ICE stuff
> api stores data for lots of stuff
> image 4

tl;dr persona kyc and openai are frens, using your selfie for verification and sending to ICE (or USGOV in general), using AI to tie to your financial records. see subsequent post for full write-up. its long and not mobile friendly

[Branko @brankopetric00]

A backup isn't a backup until you have successfully restored from it. Until then, it is just a very expensive file upload called 'Schrödinger's Data'.

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[maddie @madsssagascar]

WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Chappell Roan gets naked at the Grammys and no one bats an eye, I get naked at Dave and Buster’s and everyone loses their god damn minds

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hytale's developers are offering over $25,000 for players who spot bugs and serious flaws

“Keeping our community and players safe is a top priority for us”

[KAMI @Okami13_]

Reddit user claims that they've figured out what causes Monster Hunter Wilds performance issues – and it's kind of wild.

According to their investigation:

• Owning more DLC = more FPS
• This is due to an aggressive check the game does to see what DLC you own
• It is NOT intentional by Capcom but this constant check causes performance dips
• The user created a mod that tricks the game into thinking you own all DLC and noticed immediate improvements
• All information has been sent to Capcom support
• This same user has already already helped Capcom solve a performance issue in Dragon's Dogma 2

(via de_Tylmarande / Reddit)

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

OpenAI announced they'll now have ads in ChatGPT

It's slop inside of slop. It's recursive slop. Slopception.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Johnny 2x4 turned into Johnny .45 ACP

[Andrew Reed @andrew__reed]

Taking this pill so I never lose that dog in me