Razzle Dazzle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀

[We Can't Consent To This @Wecantconsentto]

1. Call it STRANGULATION

[Razzle Dazzle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀 @Razzle76]

@Arsenal Digsy 🐶♥️

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

To all the Arsenal fans, thank you for everything, from the bottom of my heart.

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner.

Leo

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

⏪ On this day in 2023...

Declan Rice made N5 his home 🏡

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

You can be born anywhere.
That’s chance.
The rest is… choice.
Choose the sun in Naples
and the rain in Glasgow.
Choose heading to a World Cup.
Choose tattie scones on a Tuesday
and pizza on a Wednesday.
Ignore everyone telling you it’s easier the other way
and embrace being the underdog.
Choose a skipper that’s always on duty.
Choose getting absolutely written off
and getting up and showing them anyway.
You can’t decide where you’re born.
But you can decide who you stand with.

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants a robot butler. Nobody wants data centers everywhere. Nobody wants flying cars or humanoid robots. We want clean water, we want bees to survive, and we want a habitable planet.

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

@ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi

[David Aaronovitch @DAaronovitch]

Barely a month ago this man was imprisoned for the violent rape of a Sikh woman believing that she was a Muslim. No Douglas Murray articles in the Spectator, no Baroness Fox speech in the Lords. No riots. Two tier? Too right https://t.co/8wABWe3bww

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A season to be proud of.

We pushed the boundaries over land and sea, and couldn't have done it without your support. Thank you, Gooners ❤️

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

We're off to the @FIFAWorldCup 🛫

#FIFAWorldCup

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Joe Payne @Payne_Joe6]

If your seasons highlight is Arsenal losing a UCL final. Your opinion doesn’t matter.

Up the gunners

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It all comes down to this.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

LIFT IT UP ©️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A coronation at the Palace 👑

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[John Swinney @JohnSwinney]

Just for completeness…….

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

YES!!! FUCKING HAVE THAT!!!!
YESSSSSS!!!!!
#WHUARS

[Olaf Stando @OlafSNP]

For anyone who is trying to play down the SNP’s big election win:

🟡 SNP constituency vote share, 2026: 38.2%

🔴 Labour constituency vote share, 2024: 33.7%

If the 2024 general election was a Labour landslide, @JohnSwinney’s SNP win was more of a landslide.

[... @Sxmto_]

It gets to a point, you just have to start asking yourself what Arsenal really did to deserve all this…